George's ear questions
During the battle of seven Potters, George Weasley lost his ear.
And then
How do you feel, Georgie?" whispered Mrs. Weasley.
George's fingers groped for the side of his head.
"Saintlike," he murmured.
"What's wrong with him?" croaked Fred, looking terrified. "Is his mind affected?"
"Saintlike," repeated George, opening his eyes and looking up at his brother. "You see...I'm HOLEY, Fred, geddit?
"Pathetic," he told George. "Pathetic! With the whole wide world of ear-related humor before you, you go for *holey*?"
So what ear-related humor, in your opinion, would be more suitable for this situation?