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Thank you to whoever posted about the GMO RSO ( or Solventless RSO. Whatever it is lol ) being 15 on menu today. Grabbed 3 of them for 40 after using the FLCD code in store. For 3 grams of RSO from Cookies its soooo worth it. And its GMO with around the same numbers as the Blue Lobster RSO syringe I got recently - so I am super excited about it. I'll review it sometime later cause im busy af and after I get a feel for the dosage.

Shoutout to Emma for applying the FLCD code with no issues! Seriously, you and Jess are the heartbeat of the PSL location. Appreciate you both and the entire staff! Imma infuse a donut later and see how well it medicates 🫠

This is why I love the sub. Solid random stuff I would not have seen if another patient didnt share it. 🙏

Genetics: Red Velvet Runtz x Lemon Cherry Gelato

After enjoying and virtually finishing the ceramic AIO, I decided to pop on the rosin 510 to see how that performs with my Kodo Pro Battery ( aka the only cart I'll use for live oils ). Right away I expected horrendous headspace, because unfortunately AYRs track record with me and carts isn't usually good. But this was definitely one of the more filled rosin carts I've gotten straight from a dispensary. And I am not mad about it at all. Now I'm not gonna panic cause the cart isnt ceramic ( hey that rhymes, good times ) and I went into this with mixed expectations on the hardware. However with the 2 strains I've tried thus far, and the genetics being 2 of my favorites ( Red Velvet Runtz & Lemon Cherry Gelato ), I had much higher hopes for the oil in the resivior. I've been running this at 2.2volts to start so far and will bump it up to 2.4 to 2.6 once it gets halfway done 👏.

Review

Nose: 9/10. Okay whats up with all the terpy loud solventless carts in the "AYR". The nose on this one is very heavy gassy and dank. The smell lingers for a VERY long time afterwards and people are gonna know you're terped up if they smell this. Damn. 💨

Taste: 8.25/10. This part I honestly had low expectations for since Ive been vaping and making ceramic carts for a while now. The hardware does provide a decent amount of flavor, but it could be so much better. Not saying that this is muted or bad in any means. It has all the flavors I want. Gassy and floral on the inhale with more gas, terps and sweetness on the backend. 😋

Effects: 9.5/10. I hope you have a pillow and a blanket if you try this one because its VERY relaxing and made me pretty sedated. Immediate waves of a warm uplifting sensation are felt once vaped. That quickly changes into a HEAVY full bodied indica. Muscle aches were gone within moments, and was pleasantly medicated and in a great mood. 🫠🫠🫠🫠

Legs: 8.25/10. Slightly longer than the Purple Alien AIO but not by much. Topped out an hourish. 🔥🔥

Overall: 8.75/10. The ONLY thing keeping me from pushing this to a 9 is the metal hardware muting the taste and the legs being about an hour. I know theres way more flavor there and would probably shine through alot more in a ceramic tank. But solventless snobbish-ness aside, this 510 absolutely SMACKS in the effects department. Really fucking well. I cannot speak volumes about it enough. Again, the last thing I expected out of AYR was live rosin, and theyre doing it really well for a first run of it. The solventless haul is going to be a very fun time. Truly the AYR beneath my wings 🤣.

Stay solventless sub 💨

Genetics: Wojo Mints x Grease Monkey

This is one of the solventless strains I grab from Curaleaf every few weeks or so in the jars. Been waiting on the Rosin syringes to drop at my store. But with this being a strain that I wanted to try in a cart, I decided to grab one during a flower haul. One of the budtenders did mention to me that this strain is a pheno of Stardawg x Northern Lights, which if true, may also explain why I like this strain so much. Onto da review. 👏

Review

Nose: 8.25/10. Decently loud cart but not overwhelming. Smells like straight dabs and terps once vaped. 💨

Taste: 8.5/10. This cart has the Tarts taste that I enjoy so much from the strain, but I wish it was more prominent. The flavors are absolutely there, but I want just a little bit more. Its muted on the inhale ( probably due to the Caryophyllene ) but has way more flavor on the backend. 🍽

Effects: 9.25/10. Focus driven HEAVILY on the pain relief with uplifting euphoric vibes ✨️. The limonene + Caryophyllene combo leading the top 4 terps provide the cerebral uplifting effects that I enjoy, and give me that flat out "I am DEFINITELY medicated" feeling. Makes me want to go dab some of the cold cure now to get these effects in globs form again - but I'm nursing the last jar until I get another one. Cause im a solventless hoarder 🫠🫠🫠🫠

Legs: 9/10. Some of these cersmic core 510s have average longevity. This one actually impressed me with solid effects lasting 80ish min. For a rosin cart, thats a fucking win 🏆🔥

Overall: 8.75/10. If the nose & flavor was more pronounced, easy 9 to 9.25. The effects hit THAT well for me. Provides all the relief I want along with the uplifting boost to make me want to go do something. Or just be lazy. You pick lol. Its a versatile hybrid imo and easily in my top 3 strains from them outside of Orange Z & Triple Stack. I didnt include Blue Lobster in my list until I see it drop in rosin form - but the Flower and the RSO slap pretty hard. Its all about the genetics. Hopefully soon! Ty Cure Da Leaves Jensen for the fire rosin cart! 🙏

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Genetics: Blue Flame OG x Blue Zushi

The last of the 3 Rise jars I got on my haul. Saved this one for last since it had slightly higher numbers than the other 2 jars I got. Seeing as I was a big fan of Blue Zushi when Planet 13 had it available as Rosin and Rosin 510s, this strain was a done deal once I searched up the genetics. I am aware that Sunburn also has Blue Zushi and several crosses/buckets, so that'll be next up when I pay them another visit.

Review

Nose: 8.25/10. Sweet heavy and gassy notes. Not as loud as I'd like unless you shove your nose in the jar. MUCH better once a hot knife comes into play and more of the same when dabbed. 💨

Taste: 8.75/10. Wayyy better flavor than i expected after sniffing the jar. Heavy notes of the sweeter flavors hit your pallete on the inhale, while the exhale has VERY gassy and terpy notes. Very pleased with this aspect. 😋

Effects: 9.5/10. The fuck. This hit me like a terpy truck on the Florida turnpike going 710 mph. HEAVY behind the eyes pressure and more so on the sinuses and it literally had me go from sluggish and tired because of body aches to leas tired, more alert and pain free in a matter of moments. Also made my legs somewhat tingly and feel like jello when sitting down, and had me feeling like I was moving in slow motion. Very lovely effects 🫠🫠🫠🫠

Legs: 8.75/10. Better longevity than the other 2 rise strains I had by a decent margin. Around 90 min before topping out. 🔥

Overall: 9/10. THIS strain i really like. The effects were alot better than I anticipated, and the legs had a very hefty longevity for me. I am partial to Blue Zushi because it does provide me with a ton of medicinal relief ( ty Britt for putting me onto that strain last year Vidafamm 🫶 ). So its no suprise that this Rosin absolutely hits for me. If the nose out if the jar was a bit louder, easy 9.25 territory. I wouldnt mind getting several of these and making a bucket tbh lol. Gonna have to make a trip to WPB to grab more strains to try. Or yaknow, Rise could always open up in the Treasure Coast area finally lol. 👏

In globs we trust 🍯

Genetics: Kush Mints x Grapes & Cream

Grabbed this today after seeing it drop. The new glass jar drops have been pretty consistent so I had to try the new one, especially with Kush Mints in the genetics. Used a decent amt of points to snag this at 18.50 OTD ( and Ill re-stock up points with the edibles haul on Wednesday for 2x points 🤪🙌 ).

Review

Cure: 8.25/10. Fairly average cure on this one. Buds are nicely sized and have pretty orange hairs on them. Nugs are pretty dense as well. Breaks down pretty well. The buds are sticky when handled, but also didnt gunk up my grinder too much either. ✔️

Nose: 6.5/10. This I was let down by sadly. Not really much of a nose. Its very earthy, but also somewhat muted. Just smelled like weed tbh The first Grassroots drop thats had has done this, so maybe I had a one off jar. 💨

Taste: 7.5/10. Tastes better than it smells thankfully. Some floral ouchies due to the Caryophyllene but its not to the point where it makes the sesh painful. Just mainly floral. 😋

Effects: 8.75/10. Why this is labeled a Sativa is beyond me. It hits way more like an indica leaning hybrid if anything, especially with the top 2 terps in play. Made me very relaxed and in a very peaceful floaty state of mind. I'm enjoying them very much personally. 🫠🫠

Legs:. 8/10. 45 min to an hour. 🔥

Overall: 8.5/10. The effects absolutely saved the score for this one. And the cure was very nice and sticky. The nose needs some work for my preferences and the tastes is a bit muted, but it hits where it counts for the medicinal benefits. All in all not my favorite newer Grassroots drop, but still great if you want solid effects with some good genetics. Just dont go into this thinking you'll get Sativa effects. Get ready for indica hybrid town. 👏

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CDT disty time ⏲️.

These syringes back when they were Vidacann branded up until now have always been a staple in my meds. The VFire Pod + Trustick combo with these syringes have always been my favorite combo. Cap Junky was always a safe bet when I got it when they were Vidacann and its thankfully spot on from what I remember. I did also grab a GG#4 Syringe as I've never tried it before and I wanna see how the effects hit.

Straight-forward earthy disty taste with "whispers" of the top 3 terps in play present on when vaping. And it gave me a VERY solid straightforward disty high. Definitely one of the better ones I've had aside from Grape Ape & Lemon Pastries - and this one definitely provides me the "this was a really good cart hit" sensation afterwards.

Making "UnTruPods" is Hella fun ( go look up vfire pods on lighterusa/vpm ) and this syringe is pretty fucking solid for being distillate. Kept me medicated for a about an hour, and for disty that's great imo.

Overall: 4/5 on the disty scale.

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Genetics: Alien Kush x Tahoe OG

After slowly going through my jar of Red Rock Runtz, I decided I wanted to try both the rosin AIO & A 510 ( Lollipopz - which I'll review later ). Ive made several 1g rosin AIOs with this hardware from VPM.com and they always got burnt at the end. However with this being a .5g AIO, I have hope for this not tasting too burnt towards the end. Off to the review! For Solventless Science and a sub member who has been asking me to review these! 🐈🍯💨

Review

Nose: 8.75/10. Loud ass cart lmao. The smell lingered for a while when it hit in the car to make sure it worked. Heavy dank terpy and gassy along with lingering notes of ever so slight cirtus, and it honestly smells really DANK. Keep the pastic cap on the top when not in use sheesh. 💨

Taste: 8.5/10. I was worried about this part due to the hardware, but it actually has a really decent amount of flavor. Low key suprised. The nose translates to the taste, and it does leave a wonderful teroy aftertaste after vaping. 😋

Effects: 9.25/10. Why is the Rosin AIO hitting me harder than the Badder I got a few weeks ago?! 🤔🙌🚀 Immediate cerebral uplifting effects coupled with a nice wave of pain relief that just takes over your body. Everyone was talking about this strain amongst the new drops and now I can see why. It high key slaps in a solventless aio. 🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠

Legs: 8/10. About 45 min-ish. Good for a rosin cart/aio even though I obv prefer globs. 🔥

Overall: 8.75/10. This is my initial score after having used it for most of this evening. Its hitting where it counts and is giving me solid pain relief. The Device itself seems to either have slightly better airflow than the ones I got online to DIY my own, and I was able to get pretty decent sized clouds off of it. Since its probably burning at 2.8 to 3.2 v ( its an AIO so who knows ) i will be BABYING THE FUCK out of this thing so the flavor stays preserved until the end. The ceramic hardware SHOULD hold up with proper care. Device aside, the oil in here is actually really damn good. I still cant believe that AYR dropped rosin, and its actually good! Gonna review the Lollipopz 510 once I finish this one off, but after trying this and the rosin badder, I have a feeling that solventless haul is going to be amazing. Indeed, a "breath of fresh AYR" as another sub member put it. Ty for the stickers and random swag AYR PSL. Appreciate you! Also the Godzilla picture with the PuffCo in the waiting room is my favorite thing I have seen in a dispo hands down 🔥🙌

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Genetics: Grease Monkey x Creme D' Mint ( aka Wojo Mints )

It took me a while to come full circle but here I am. I specifically held off on grabbing anything from the Find line of Flower recently for the longest. This was the line of flower I tried from Curaleaf 3 years ago, hated, and decided I would never get meds from them outside of edibles, rso, and vapes/oils. I had this strain in Rosin and Rosin 510s a few times in the past few months, and its actually one of my go-tos. So I got 2 8ths just to see if the flower hits for myself in my Curahaul. Transferred it immediately into an older glass Reef jar and redid the label for my OCD. 🙃

Review

Cure: 6.5/10. Buds are fairly "okay" to smol sized with zero stick. They were a bit squishy at least, and breaks down pretty fluffy as well. I hope some glass jar time gives this aspect some TLC. ✔️

Nose: 6.75/10. Straight floral gas. It was actually pleasant after opening mylar, but wish it was a bit stronger. Turns into a decent 7.5/10 once broken down. The heavy gassy notes are much more apparent with more emphasis on the floral aspect. 💨

Taste: 7.5/10. Slightly spicy on the inhale but not too overwhelming. Has a bit more flavor on the backend - straight floral imo. Can't really describe it more than that. 🍽

Effects: 8.75/10. A milder version of everything I love about the cold cure jars. But its the same exact effects that I was hoping this strain would have in flower. This I honestly expected to not hit as well, but it actually delivers. I guess I have terpy PTSD from 3 years ago. Heavy on the stress relief and is very calming for the body, but does offer a nice balance of slight cerebral effects. 🫠🫠

Legs: 7.5/10. About 45 minutes. 🔥

Overall: 7.75/10. This was a FAR better experience than whatever that random Find Half ounce i found years ago. Went into this slightly hesitant because again, this was the line of flower that made me stay away from Curaleaf until last year when I read on the sub that they got a new grower and then everything started getting better. Way better. Maybe if this line of flower can "Find" its way into the glass jars, it'll have some improvements in the parts that were lacking in this strain for me. But as far as the effects go, I am satisfied. It actually got me sufficiently baked and had some SOLID relief to go with it. 🏆

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Genetics: White Fire OG x Durban Poison

I usually go for the L'Orange smalls when I visit Rise, but the selection for the &Shine smalls has been very scarce as of late. Budtender said they're most likely phasing them out, so as long as WPB has some strains I want in stock, Im gonna keep grabbing them because a zip for 97 is pretty solid OTD. Not gonna lie lol. Ive had this strain before a few times so I knew what to expect when I grabbed it.

Review

Cure: 6.75/10. Its so larfy and fluffy. I've had smalls from Rise that were WAY better than this overall. But the buds do have alot of stick to them somehow 🤔 and it breaks down very fluffy and sticky as well. ✔️

Nose: 8.75/10. Heavy lemony citrus assault even out of the plastic jars. This strain is usually very loud, so glad to see that the smells off the strain are still intact. 💨

Taste: 8.5/10. A lemon Citrus gassy sensation on the palette. Slightly harsh when combusting but much smoother on the exhale. The lemon taste does linger a bit as well.

Effects: 8.75/10. Definitely hits like a good Sativa. Provides a solid cerebral sensation that actually gave me a bit of energy and some creative inspo. It was a bit on the racier side for me in higher doses, aka a volcano bag to the face 🙃 and after that session, I did need to supplement with an indica rosin cart to help level me out. 🫠🫠

Legs: 7.5/10. 45 min 🔥

Overall: 8.25/10. This is a great strain when it comes to the nose and effects. Everything you want in a Sativa tbh. However the legs and the condition of the buds definitely hurt the overall score. If it was longer, this could be an easy 9 just for the benefits that the strain produces once you ingest it. Good for sativa chasers, and I'm probably gonna mix this with Lemon Fresh/Ocifer to have a fantastic lemon flavored good time 🍋.

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I've always liked the Mega Xbites. I always paired them with various RSOs from other dispos and it was always a great time. Since there was only indica for the longest, I used hybrid / sativa syringes to balance it out and push through the initial tiredness.

On their own, these new Orange Sativa ones taste like an orange creamcicle, and I love it. Curaleaf always does their edibles very well so this was exciting for me since while I do enjoy the flavor of the mixed berry indicas, it gets boring after a while. These i am pretty sure is the same formula in the Orange Sativa normal disty xbites cause they taste exactly the same. And I love it.

I snagged the RSO syringe off menu for 15 ( it was priced at 20 for some reason so I used points to ball on a budget with Rick Simpson ) and it was one of the few Sativas they had. I've had it before and its a milder one for me that lasts about 5ish hours but it gets the job done with good pain relief, and minimal raciness.

This combo hit all at once about 30 min in. And I mean heavy af. I did put about 150ish MG of RSO ontop of one 50mg "bar" of these but sheesh. Heavy behind the eyes sensation but also a bit of a mood booster. These are what I wanted in edibles. A tasty larger dose sativa that's not gonna make me tired except maybe about 5hrs in, or maybe that was cause of the RSO? Idk lol. I took the combo around 11am today and I'm definitely still feelin great around 6pm, and could probably go the rest of the night without dabbing or smoking. But its the weekend and who wants that. 🫠🚀

For me, nacho average edibles beause I'm gonna be making these a staple grab for every edibles haul I do. 🍽🍬

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Genetics: Alien Cookies F2 x Kush Mints 11

I've gotten very familiar with this strain lately thanks to Curaleaf and have always enjoyed the effects of their rosin jars/syringes/510s etc. So when I saw this pop up on P13s menu, waited until a sale day and grabbed this along with another Kush Cake jar and more RSO syringes - cause imo, they all slap 👏

Review

Nose: 8.25/10. A an aeromatic experience. Notes of heavy gas, with a very pungent terpy nose. Lingers for quite a bit, especially after loading a dab with the hot knife.

Taste: 8.5/10. This jar actually had minimal spiciness to it. The Limonene and Myrcene balance it out in the top 3 terps to provide zero harshness. It did have a slightly muted gas taste on the inhale, but all the other flavors are much more present on the exhale. 😋

Effects: 9/10. Hello terpy smackdown to da face. 🙃. Immediate onset of effects with a very euphoric and uplifting cerebral sensation. Over time, that sensation dissipates a bit and more evenly balanced body + mind combo of effects takes over.

Legs: 8.25/10. A little over an hour 🔥

Overall: 8.5/10. I like this jar alot. Everything checks off the boxes for me since this strain does what its supposed to do for me. Very effects driven as the better meds in the program tend to do. I actually enjoy this drop more than CLs jars of the same strain. It might be the jar tech amongst other things. That or it has that same cap junky taste but with the P13 Rosin after taste instead. Idk, but regardless it hits for me, and Imma add it into the rotation. Its a great morning/afternoon strain imo. Not too sedating and very energizing. Ty P13 Stuart! Terpy Breathwork like always 🪷💨

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Genetics: Jack Herrer x Biscotti

Holy shit thank you random reddit promo code! I've been wanting to snag one of these halves for a very long time, and I happened to see the code otw home from my other dispo stops for the day. No issues applying it in store and I was the first person to try it. Grabbed the one half i saw on menu cause its been Iike 2 years since I got one of these lol. Great success!

Review

Cure: 8.75/10. Smol buds like usual but not the pellets Ive had in the past. I'd say this is about the same size as the Baby Turtle Minis I finished a few days ago. Nugs are actually sticky with alot of squish. ✔️

Nose: 9.25/10. HEAVY citrus, lemon, and gassy smell right out of the mylar! Straight salivating. 💨

Taste: 8.5/10. Heavy citrus notes coat the pallete on the inhale with more of a sweeter gassy exhale. Not too harsh but also, heavy citrus strains arent my preferred flavor and its ever so slightly "spicy". But I want the effects, and that comes hand in hand with the taste. 😋

Effects: 9.5/10. THIS is a nice Sativa from Trulieve. The Maui Gemz was "okay" at best, but this is what I wanted for the effects. The Terpinolene, Limonene and Caryophyllene triple combo stacks AMAZING imo, and it gace me a very nice heady high. Very uplifting and has minimal raciness. Mega solid all around. Great for daytime chilling or playing video games. 🫠🫠🫠🫠

Legs: 8.75/10. A 1g king palm to the face lasted me a bit over 90 min. 🔥

Overall: 9/10, but only because of the taste when seshing. Otherwise an easy 9.5 to me. Everything else about this strain actually hits for me, even with just under 2% terpenes. Very nice effects, good longevity, and the cure and nose are all where I want them to be. I expect it to get louder now that its in glass, but this was a SOLID scoop out of nowhere today. Stocked with gas and I am a very grateful patient. Ty TL PSL East for applying the code with no issues. This was a Tru-win for me indeed. 🏆

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Review

Nose: 7/10. "Medium loud". Not as dank as Rise's Resin 510s in this aspect, but if you vape it, people are gonna know. This one lingered for a bit after vaping and imo smelled like a sweeter earthy cart. 💨

Taste: 6.75/10. I'm gonna be real, not what I expected for a resin cart. Very earthy and almost reminds me of a Curaleaf cart having a baby with Vidacann's old disty oils. Kinda nostalgic but threw me off after trying LLR 510s from other dispos. Leaves an almost cooling terpy flavor on your palette after vaping. 🍽

Effects: 8.75/10. Talk shit about the taste and nose and the effects end up getting you 😂. I was very pleasantly suprised with this aspect. The myrcene limonene combo is very nice and the rest of the top terps in play gave me solid hybrid effects. A sub member said that he didn't get these carts for flavor, just solely for the effects. And I can now see why he feels that way. Very pleased in this aspect. 🫠🫠

Legs: 7.75/10. About 45ish min off of 2 doses. 🔥

Overall: 8/10. If im going based off the effects being the star of the show. 7.5/10 if I wanna be a snob about the hardware and the taste. I like the effects on this strain. They were pretty much what I expected after seeing the top terps in play on the CoA. I do wish that this was newer hardware however, and seeing as this was the one of the few live resin cart Ive seen on menu for a few weeks at my store, maybe they are getting updated hardware? Or maybe they're being phased out for other live resin vape options? Kinda wish there were more strain choices to choose from to see if i like CL's live resin overall, but I did see a some live resin cliq pods on menu, and I do have a working cliq battery...🙃

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Oh no another disty review. 🥀 - at least its CDT lmao. This one is going to be short-ish. I got this sometime last year and held onto it for a while until I was able to pull the CoA recently. I made an "UnTruPod" with this syringe, and sadly I was left very underwhelmed.

I got this before MÜV made CoAs available on the website, and if I had seen it when I was ordering it, I would have passed and looked for a different syringe or maybe went the "Live Resin Dablicator" route. I always used to like their CDT syringes a few years ago. Great weedy flavor and had solid effects to match. The oil has that weedy MUV plus taste, but nothing much else besides that. And the effects lasted like 15 min tops 💀. Good disty will usually keep me medicated for 45 min up to an hour per 2 to 3 doses, so this a big miss for me. Once I get this pod down to halfway, im gonna top it off with a higher terpene CDT syringe and make it better...

Overall: 3/10. And it hurts to give a score this low because I genuinely liked these from MÜV. Effects are "okay" but VERY short lived. My BDT Superboof Briq from CL & all the CDT pods I've made from P13 keep me medicated far longer than this syringe did. But hey, this is what happens when MMTCs dont have CoAs available IMMEDIATELY on the website. Thankfully they've upgraded since then and made them available when you're browsing the products, so its a non factor now. You live and you learn. Okay that wasnt so short 🙃

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Been browsing menus and I saw some posts about this on the sub. Kinda wamna try it if the hardware is good and the oil doesnt taste burnt once it gets past halfway. Should I go for it? Still have a FTD and a renewal discount if itll make it a better price than this. 🤔

Genetics: Ethos Cookies x Mandarin Sunset

Grabbed this along with 2 other jars the other day during my Rise haul. I had and really enjoyed the Resin cart of this strain, so ofc I had to try it in Rosin when I saw it on menu. That and there was no L'Orange jars 🙃

Review

Nose: 8.5/10. Gassy with mainly some citrus/orange notes with very slight hints of terpy "vanilla" out of the jar. Kinda reminds me of L'Orange or Orange Z but more emphasis on sweetness. 💨

Taste: 8.25/10. A bit harsh on the inhale but plenty of flavors all around. The nose translates to the taste with more emphasis on the sweeter citrus on the exhale. 😋

Effects: 8.75/10. Heavy cerebral smackdown to the dome after dabbing. Caused a decent amount of manual breathing and a general "Whoa" sensation. This I feel leans ever so slightly sativa, but not by much because there is a great body high to go along with it. More reminders of why I enjoyed the Resin cart, but this time without solvents. 🫠🫠

Legs: 8/10. Like Fantasy Melonz, about an hour. 🔥

Overall: 8.5/10. Just about the same longevity as Fantasy Melonz, but the taste was definitely better imo. The color is a little bit darker, probably due to the way the strain yields ( like how L'Orange concentrate is also normally darker ). The meds are still effective imo, and at 20/g, again, cannot be mad at it at all. 👏

In globs we trust 🍯

This was solely for science a few months ago. And I have many regrets about it lol. I got this at the same time I tried their RSO, and went into this with low expectations.

Review

Cure: 4.5/10. Honestly I expected worse. Buds had some bounce but no stick.

Nose: 4/10. What even is this. It smells like weed i got back in plastic baggies back in college. And not the good ones either. Like the weed youre like, well i got ripped off again. Breaking it down did nothing except add to the disappointment sadly. 💀

Taste: 3/10. It tastes like a weedy cigarette honestly. Its VERY harsh and not enjoyable on its own at all imo. Just, no. This may be the first strain I've tried from any dispo that I genuinely thought tasted AWFUL. 🥀

Effects: 5/10. Mild somewhat uplifting effects, but still not good enough to write home about. Barely did anything and at this point, Im wondering if its a placebo from smoking weed from a dispensary. Maybe its Maybelline? But its always digornio. 🫠

Legs: 2.5/10. 15-ish min for flower in a med program is unacceptable imo. Ive had flower from Grow Healthy that's lasted longer than this, and they have Lieutenant Dan legs hard-core. ⚰️

Overall: 4/10. Honestly if the effects didnt do anything, this would be in 3 or below territory. I do have a higher tolerance, but even the lowest terp and quality flower ive had from other dispos hit harder than this, and its noticeable especially in the effects and longevity. I can get past the taste and cure as long as the medicinal benefits are there, and its just not there with this strain. Maybe there are some winners at Green Dragon, but I am personally not going back there again until they make some massive changes. They are apparently GREAT in other states, so why are they one of the bottom tier dispos here in Florida? It boggles my mind but then again this program suprises me everyday with the new info I find out. Not reccomending this to anyone unless you have a negative tolerance, arent a weed snob about taste, and don't mind the sub-par quality.

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As a seasoned RSO user, seeing this pop up on menu last week took me by a bit of a suprise. Off the bat, this oil is darker than most CL RSOs I've had recently and the syringe also looked slightly overfilled right out of the packaging ( win 🏆 ).

Not going to go into the flavor because we all know RSO is an acquired taste, and either you're going to hate it or love it. I tested this by dosing about 75mgs ( which felt like 200mgs sheesh ) sublingually and once they kicked in, the effects were some of the heaviest Ive had from RSO as of late - give or take some batches of fire RSO Planet 13 put out last year. Heavily relaxing, absolutely zero pain, and a general nice warm feeling - kind of like a hug from Rick Simpson lol. It lasted about a solid 5 1/2 hours sublingually, and about a good 8 to 9 hours when I made a "krabby patty" out of 2 disty xbites & this oil.

Overall: 9.75/10. And not because its Blue Lobster and its a hype train strain. But because the effects on this syringe are that good for my medicinal needs. It's pretty potent, and actually did give a bit of an RSO hangover the following morning - which i dont normally get unless I use way more than my normal doses. That right there speaks volumes, and means I have to slightly adjust my dosage to lower so I can still fully function lmao. For me, this is an AT HOME USE ONLY syringe because of the potency. And I will definitely be getting a bunch more of these next time the syringes drop to 60% off, or just wait for a 50% off and stack the FLCD code in store 🫠

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Genetics: Red Pop x Grape Gas ( by Compound Genetics )

I planned on grabbing this since I had one 8th left on my rec till later this week just because the new reef drops have been pretty consistent. Once I learned that this was a Grape Gas cross from a sub member, I got SUPER excited for this one. GG always hits for me and with that being one of the strains I seek out for the effects and pain relief

Review

Cure: 8.25/10. Nugs are dense. VERY dense. Does have some minimal stick to it. Weighed out to 3.78gs on the scale as well. ✔️

Nose: 7/10. Super minimal nose out of my jar. Kinda expected more of the Grape Gas nose or a more noticeable smell, but it fell kinda flat for me. Once broken down it turns into a 7.5 at best. 💨

Taste: 8.25/10. A bit harsher and abrasive than I would have liked. Notes of GG make themselves noticeable on the exhale but its mainly floral. The taste does linger after a while. Flavors come through more out of the Volcano but not by alot. 🍽

Effects: 9.25/10. This one is a heavy hitter and rightfully so. The Caryophyllene provides that strong baked out of your mind sensation while the other terps in play help round it out. This one is labeled an indica, but it feels more like an indica leaning hybrid. With way more emphasis on the pain relief & anxiety relief amongst anything else. SOLID effects and i expected as much wirh Grape Gas in the genetics. 🫠🫠🫠🫠

Legs: A lower 8.5/10. A sesh lasted me about 80ish min. Not quite 90 but almost made it. 🔥

Overall: About an 8.5/10. I would make it higher based on the effects but the nose was lacking in my jar a bit and it was a tad but of a spicy experience when seshing. But the effects are what counts and this strain HITS in that department. It has decently good longevity as well. Ill definitely mess around with this strain some more and see if a boost pack will make the nose better cause Grape Gas and its crosses are an automatic win for me, like how Wedding Cake is. This is a Curawin for medicinal relief, and shoutout to the Store Manager for the stickers! 🙌

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Genetics: Zoap x Motorbreath #15

I've been sitting on this review for a while. I hit up The Flowery sometime last year and grabbed this along with some Josh D halves. It was a really good strain when I tried it and actually just found the jar and smoked more of it just now. And its HEAT in a glass jar 100%. I normally take better pics but I was running errands and hella busy that day. And thus, ended up rolling a hefty sized blunt with plans to get ripped out of my mind once I got home with it. Zero regrets lmao.

Review

Cure: 8.75/10. Buds were fairly nice sized and had a very good amount of stick to them. Ty glass jar squad. WAY better than the Mylar bags & old plastic pop top containers they used to have when they first opened. Sticky to the touch as well. ✔️

Nose: 9/10. HEAVY notes of gas with some slight citrus notes and a somewhat interesting nose I cant put my finger on. 💨

Taste: 8.75/10. SUPER HEAVY notes of diesel and gas. Not harsh at all and it's very tasty - thank you miss limonene. Best enjoyed out of a DHV but its REALLY good in a blunt/king palm. 😋

Effects: 9.75/10. Fuck my life this is what I've been missing from the Flowery and a reason why they need to run more budget friendly sales. It hits where it counts, and then some. A super heavy body high that literally made me think the word pain got erased from Webster's dictionary. Did also make me somewhat euphoric and feel amazing, but was just flat out floored by the effects on this one. The terps in play stacked PERFECTLY. 🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠

Legs: 9.25/10. 2 hours of solid relief? Yes please 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

Overall: 9.5/10. This absolutely earned this rating. It absolutely hits Iike a terpy truck, and then some. I dont go to The Flowery often, as I am mainly ballin' on a budget. But on those rare times when I can treat myself, I absolutely will. I wish the would run more sales with price points like my normal dispo, but for the quality, it absolutely can be worth it if you get the right batch. I havent gotten any meds from them this year, but alot of patients have been telling me to go try the 710 Rosin AIO, and now that I am a more seasoned rosin connoisseur, I want to dab 710s solventless goodies again to see how much better the flavor is than my usual rosin spots. Ty Flowery WPB for this absolutely fire 8th. 🙏

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