u/Franuardo

Man go to hospital because his elbow hurt.

Doctor say take urine test.

Man annoyed: “Doctor, why urine test? My elbow hurt!”

Doctor reply: “I say take test, then take test!”

Man go home. Spite. He mix urine from wife, daughter, mother-in-law, cat, radiator, and brake fluid.

He take mixture to lab.

Next day he come back for result.

Doctor say “Your piss all fucked up!"