I (27M) went on a date recently with a girl (28F) I met on hinge. The date was fine and at the end of the night we started making out in my truck and one thing lead to another and I started fingering her. She told me she was a squirter and I said it’s okay I’ll just clean it when i get home. After the deed was done and she was putting her pants back on I looked down and saw that not only did she squirt but SHE POOPED ON MY PASSENGER SEAT. I’m talking like a golf ball sized dookie smeared around. I have no idea if she knew she shit herself or not but if she did know, she didn’t say anything about it. Anyway, I quickly got out of the truck and walked her to her car, kissed her goodbye, and peeled out to get home ASAP. She texted me when she got home “thanks for a great night”. I thought there was no way in HELL I could ever speak to this woman again. After not texting her back all day she said “Nvm I take it back” because she was pissed about me ghosting her. My friends are telling me I need to tell her that she took a dump in my truck but I’m thinking it’s better that she just thinks I’m a dick for ghosting her and not knowing that she took a fucking shit in my truck.
AITAH?