[Lyrics] Who Hurt Grandpa?
[Verse 1]
He sat beside his wife
Talking to her grave
Feeling lonely from the silence
Broke down and confessed
He couldn't take it no more
[Pre-Chorus]
Seventy years out of his prime
Varsity athlete back in the day
Now he's the underdog date
(Underdog, Underdog, ooh)
Now he's looking for the girl
That loves her sugar
(sugar, sugar, sugar)
[Chorus]
Didn't the ladies get the memo?
He was the king back then
Now he's back at zero
They don't even want to be friends
How can he shoot his shot?
(Shoot his shot, shoot his shot)
He can barely get it up
(Get it up, get it up)
But he never gives up
[Verse 2]
The crowd glared at his outdated vest
Laughed when he did the hop
Everyone else was doing the griddy
Whatever happened to this city?
No more ballroom bops he thought
Then tripped on his oxford laces
Ending up on a hospital bed
[Bridge]
Rewatching all his home runs
He looked up at the ceiling
Then asked the man upstairs
Why the hell is this so hard?
Everyone loved him back in senior high
(Loved him, Loved him, Loved him)
[Verse 3]
He met a shifty guy
Told him: "Gramps, lemme help"
So he signed a contract with cupid
Thousands of notes included
His bride got sent in February
She made his favourite cherry pies
Thought he lucked out on the deal
But she was never sweet
Just wanted the green card
And left with most of his estate
He was never in on the scam
[Chorus]
Didn't the ladies get the memo?
He was the king back then
Now he's back at zero
They don't even want to be friends
How can he shoot his shot
(Shoot his shot, shoot his shot)
He can barely get it up
(Get it up, get it up)
So he gave up and dozed off
Clutching onto a wet polaroid of his love