u/Foreverburritos

Ok so I have discovered my large leggings no longer fit me. I went to buy medium ones and tried some on. They felt great. My butt looked nice.

But then I noticed MY FAT CAT/FUPA STARING AT ME IN THE MIRROR.

I felt so self conscious about how noticeable it looked. I really have been feeling so good about myself lately and then that ruined it. Do people notice stuff like that? Am I being overly critical? I don't remember ever noticing anyone's crotch in leggings but I just can't stop thinking about it now.

I don't understand the code/cryptogram whatever this would be called. So many mystery caches seem similar but I have no clue where to even begin.

I just want to understand how to figure this out.