u/FluffyCannibal

HAI FRENS

TODAY I MEET MINE BEHABE THE-PURRIST. SHE BERY NICE LADY. SHE GIB MINESELF TREETS AN PETS AN TELLED ME I GUD BOY AN SHE EBEN HAS **HOLE POCKET FULL OB TREETS!!!** DAT SHE TAKE EBRYWHERES!!! SHE TEH BESTEST.

MOST BESTEREST OB ALL SHE SAY DAT MINE STINKY BUBBA LOKI IS AN PORBLEM! I LUB HER ACOZ SHE IS SO RITE!!!

akshually she sed dat thor is an porblem too - lub form loki xoxo

GO WAY STINKY I ARE TALKINGG!!! AND DEN WEN SHE LEFT MAMA AN BOY-MAMA WENTED OUT IN THE VROOM VROOM AN CAMED BACK WIF NEW TREETS! AN A NEW PUZZEL FEEDER FOR ME!!! I LUB THE-PURRIST.

WANT SOO FUR BEHABE THE-PURRIST COME BACK EBRY DAY FOREBER. EBEN THO SHE TELL ME STOP BAP BAP STINKY BROFUR.

FORM THOR CAT OB THUNDER AN PURRZIDENT OB HIMBO A-SO-SEE-A-SHUN

(forbidden hooman: Dumb and Dumber haven't been getting along so we hired a behaviour therapist. Please wish us and our bank balance well 🤣)

hiss! go way mummie dis onlee fur kitties!

lub form loki god ob crimz xoxo

HAI FRENS

I IN TRUBBLE! I GO OUSSIDE PLACE. WAS NICE. I DEZIDE TO TAKE OFF MINE ITCHY NECK STRANGLEMER JEE-PEE-ESS DEBICE AN THROW IN BUSH.

MINE DADDIE WENT LOOK FOR IT. THORT IT WAS IN NEYBOR MANS BERY OBERGROWN GARDEN FULL OB BUGS. DADDEE SPEND MANY FUREBERS LOOK FOR IT. DADDIE GET MANY CUTS AN SCRATCHEES ALL OBER HIS ARM AN PAWS.

MAMA HAS NOW FINDED IT IN OBBER NAYBOR MANS NICE NEAT GARBEN.

DADDIE IS NO HAPPY BOUT DIS. MAMA THINKS IS FUNNYEST THING I EBER DONED. BUT SHE SAY I OWE DADDIE ALL OB TEH TREETS NAOW???

GO CRIMEZ

FORM THOR CAT OB THUNDER AN PURRZIDENT OB HIMBO A-SO-SEE-A-SHUN