u/Fluevoger

Dum dum Meowmy/USH wuz werkin all nyte an coodnt drawp us awff at da cinema until now. Eben dough fren Lola (u/steampunk_ferret) gotted us reddy yesterdae. We been waytin all dis tyme! Aneeway, heer we are, awl reddy fur da chocklit an treatos fur Moobie Toosday (juss wun dae layt)! The Ladies of the Torbie Society (Polly, Misty, and Maggie) (Pulled an all-nighter and couldn't post the lovely picture that u/steampunk_ferret did of the girls until now. Although I can't seem to do so now either. Any way to post pics via the mobile app? Will have to see if it can be posted as a reply to this post. Sigh...)

We finks dis comic bout Fat Gary. Or mebbe a relative? The Ladies of the Torbie Society (Polly, Misty, and Maggie) Pspspspsps: Happee Meowmy's day tew all da catto Meowmys an Meowmys ob udder animal-shayped cattos!

Let's dance, frens! Fangks tew u/steampunk_ferret, we gotted da bess disco dresses ebah! We reddy tew shayk it up onna danse floor. Come join us, frens! The Ladies of the Torbie Society (Polly, Misty, and Maggie)

Henlo eberrywun! Is our furst Gotcha Day tewday! We inbiting eberrywun tew our haus fur a Gotcha Day Pawtee (eben the kows!) Dere are cronchy and gushy fuds, treatos, nips, toyses, da Red Lazer, sleepy skwares an blankies fur eberrywun. Dere bee quiet rooms tew fur da frens dat need sum spayce. We nawt hab bockses dough, acuz Pawther always remoobs dem fur da "reeskycling" (nawt shoor wut dat is). Meowmy/USH gonna shayre da pickchurs ob us frum when we wurr gotcha-ed ifn she can get da 'pooter tew werk. Hopin yew ken all come ober an pawtee! The Ladies of the Torbie Society (Polly, Misty, and Maggie)