I got caught eating Trout on the mountain
Hello everyone,
I live by a Ski Resort and hit the slopes often. There is a creek that runs in the woods next to the extremely difficult (for others) black diamond trail Ingo down. I like to sneak back into the woods to the creek to catch and eat the trout. Sometimes I bring a small flat top stove and cook the trout on them. I have been caught twice by the man that raises the trout and stocks the creek. He gets very pissed that I cook and eat his trout. I nicknamed him the ”Trout Man”. The first time I was caught catching trout I was hunched over in the rapids of the creek like a bear. I actually had the trout in my mouth so I could stand up and run off. He was screaming “Get away from my trout, you bastard” from a small wooden foot bridge. The second time I was caught he smelled the smoke of me cooking the trout. The Trout Man snuck up on me but I swung on him and he fell into the creek, and he nearly drowned but I dragged him to shore. This past weekend I wanted the Trout Man to know he had made a powerful enemy. I captured three of his Trout from the stream and put them in a bucket. I lit a small campfire to lure the Trout Man in. Fortunately for me he fell for my trap and I ambushed him and was able to tie him to a tree. I let him know how disappointed I was in him and systematically executed the three trout in front of him. I cut him loose from the tree and gave him a stern warning. I turned around and pissed in the creek. I finished my black diamond run and headed to the lodge to crack a cold one. After that I Skied to my truck and changed the oil in the parking lot. I could see the Trout Man ratting me out to ski patrol. Furious I headed up the mountain with my used motor oil. The Trout Man was right on my tail. I ran to the wooden foot bridge and began dumping in the oil. The Trout Man tackled me into the creek but I was able to access my wasp spray and sprayed him in the eyes. He rolled in agony and I went down to the lodge for another brewski.
I guess the moral of the story is don’t give up and be persistent for what your passionate for.