Hey everyone,
I’m planning a trip over to Pattaya soon and I’ve decided to commit to a bit of a social experiment/costume project for my nights on Soi 6.
Instead of the usual t-shirt and jeans look, I’m going full Retro Sleaze. Think Ron Burgundy's ego mixed with Austin Powers' wardrobe. I’m talking:
- A velvet or loud-patterned suit with the shirt unbuttoned way too low.
- The full "chest hair and gold chains" aesthetic.
- An absolutely offensive amount of Drakkar Noir or vintage cologne.
- Tinted aviators (indoors, obviously).
The goal is to act like I am putting in the absolute maximum effort to "woo" the ladies—using cheesy pickup lines and outdated charm—all while knowing full well that Pattaya is "pay-to-play" and the outcome is already a given. I want to see how the girls react to someone leaning this hard into a character.
Has anyone else ever gone in "costume" or done a specific bit like this? Does the staff care if you’re being a theatrical weirdo as long as you’re buying drinks and following the rules?
I'm looking to make it a memorable night of "performance art" before getting down to business. Any suggestions on how to level up the outfit?