u/Express-Stop7830

Meowmy met a nu fren at werk. (Allsoo, ai haz ishoo wit werk. Meowmy goez der for elebendeemilluun furrebers an dozn gib mee proper akolladez.) Shee met nu fren an DID NOT BRING FREN HOME FUR NOM NOM. Ai mean fur purour entrihsucksiouns.

So. Ai soo? Meowmy? Irr doi ai hav gud casze fur fuiunaleee soo "werk." Dey iz big jerkz. Meowmy luv mee berry mach. So, I shud soo werk???