u/Expired_Cookiee

Hi everyone!! long time lurker, first time (CF4CF) poster!

“You miss 100% of the shots you don't take.” -Wayne Gretzky -Michael Scott.

This post was written with 100% human intelligence. Any resemblance with AI is mere a coincidence. Kindly pardon any mistakes and cringe edit for pics.

About me:
Why am I childfree?

• No desire to experience parenthood
• don't want any parental responsibilities, have interrupted sleep or listen to them cry. Bacche dusro ke hi achhe!!
• Don't want to put anyone through the worldly sufferings I've been through (rat-race, climate change, economy, etc...) . Bohot taplik hai bhai iss gola pe.
• Paisaaaaa

Professionally:
I've been working as an SAP Consultant for an MNC. CTC = ~15LPA

Personally:

• I'm 32M (soon to be 33 in June), 5'8" (172cm), and weigh about 68 kg.
• Hometown: Rajkot, Gujarat
• Workplace: Pune
• Languages: English, Hindi, Gujarati. can understand Marathi moderately.
• Diet: I'm a non-vegetarian. I try to eat homely food as much as I can, and avoid outside/junk food. I rarely drink soda/soft-drinks and eat Pizza. I drink rarely (socially), maybe 3-4 times a year, in small quantity. I don't smoke at all.
• Hobbies: Swimming, Trekking, Cycling, Reading, Cooking (simple dishes like roti-sabzi-dal-chawal), music, standup comedy, Puzzles, writing lonnngggg messages
• Traveling is not just a hobby, but a passion. I take a break at least once a quarter to explore new city/country. I prefer natural places over artificial cities like Dubai/Singapore. Mera bas chale to mai pahad pe hi pada rahu.
• I am emotionally aware/available, have been working on myself and prefer to live a calm and peaceful life over drama. No tolerance for manipulation, ragebaiting or gaslighting.
• Religion: I'm an Atheist by choice and was born into a Shia Ismaili Muslim household. I believe religions were created to control people.
• I believe in fairness when it comes to sharing household responsibilities and common expenses.
• a minimalistic person, who buys things that he needs, and don't fall for societal expectations. Also, I like to live a bit organized, but not a Monika or Amy.
• I'm good at communication, don't make other person wait/keep them hanging, and express my feelings openly.
• I'm nonchalant initially, but actually quite old-school romantic once I feel being wanted. I've so much love to give and expect the same.

Why am I looking for a partner?

• I crave for an emotional connection, someone who can share their feelings and emotions with me and I can do the same with them
• want to make great memories and have experiences that we can cherish lifelong

What am I looking for?

• should be 100% childfree, no fence-sitters, no adoptions
• 27-35F, not obese, just want basic physical attraction
• Religion: any religion is fine, as long as you don't force your choice on me, and I'd not ask you either (mai khud nahi karta kuch bhi follow 😊)
• Location: Pune/Mumbai, Gujarat, any Metro city or Tier 2 city (we can discuss on Tier-2), I don't mind LDR initially
• should earn 45-50K min.
• who takes care of their health, by being physically active through any means (gym/walk/sports etc)
• who believes in individualism, and has her own interests/hobbies. not looking for anything overly codependent
• bonus if you're into travelling
• should be emotionally available and not scared of commitment.
• should communicate well. if you've a record of ghosting people, please ghost me right away
• I would want to live separately from either set of parents for privacy/interference reasons
• who's on board of me getting a vasectomy before marriage.

Deal-breakers:

• smoking
• religious extremist
• financially irresponsible/over-consumption mindset

If this resonates with you, please drop me a message with any question that you may have or with an intro about yourself.