The time I accidentally grabbed Piglet‘s boob at Disney World
A few years ago I went to Disney World with my sister, and we were eating at some cute restaurant for breakfast where a plethora of children Disney characters were walking around, taking pictures with the guests and what not. Eventually Pooh Bear and Piglet came up to our table, and my friend and I stand to take a cute picture with them.
I decided to put my arm around Piglet for the photo... I began to reach around to put my hand on their shoulder (I am somewhat tall with long arms, so I leaned down to make the photo less awkward), but I instead full force grabbed her breast through the suit. In response, Piglet immediately pulled away and grabbed my hand and put it on her shoulder, sort of wagging her finger at me as if to say “No, put it here!”
I was so embarrassed and felt terrible, and I wanted to apologize but Piglet got the fuck out of there before I had the chance.
I will never take another photo with Piglet.