I asked elsewhere but I figure I might get responses from people who might know more about the law.
So the neighbors chicken flies to your porch and lays an egg, you saw it lay it there's no doubt, maybe there is even video proof. You keep the egg, did you steal it? What if the neighbor is asking for it back and you say no?
They want to argue so bad they grossly misinterpret what you said in the first place.
Excerpt from the comment section I was mindlessly scrolling that prompted this post (although it applies broadly):
Commenter: I’ve never met anyone named Yolanda born after 1995.
Replier: That’s not true I named my daughter Yolanda in 2001.
How is your reading comprehension so far in the shitter that you feel compelled to correct an internet stranger about who THEY have/haven’t met?
Actually there is another peeve hidden in this one: people who think their personal anecdote proves/disproves the point.