Went to the local strip club joint this evening, which is essentially a brothel. Two old fatties greet me on my way in and I b line to the other side of the stage. One comes over and I suffer through a conversation and refuse a dance. On the poles are a Fat Latina and a strung out white trailer trash looking chick with a cheap boob job who is somewhere between 30-50 years old. The white chick looks like she’s having a medical emergency between each song and is drinking copious amounts of water. After she endured a few songs, she wobbled over and graciously offered a dance which I politely refused.
In walks a thick Latina with a bbl. While this is not my preferred choice and not even something I’m attracted to, the pickings were so slim that it was the best and really only option. She doesn’t know much English but we agree on VIP. While engaging in the act I do notice a smell that doesn’t smell so good. Undeterred I continue on but I realize that moments later she’s reaching into her bag while i am positioned behind her. She’s reaching into her bag and she’s holding a rectangular object with a button on top. It’s perfume. So she smelled her own pussy and sprayed perfume into the VIP, which admittedly did help. I don’t know who else to share this information with, so I’m sharing it with reddit. Cheers!