Paige Turner van life update: I gave her a bathroom guys!
[And she adopted the first alive thing she found: a brown hen.]
Her name is her Hen Kesey cause she is the one that flew over the cuckoo’s nest! Get it guys? Get it??? Cause Ken Kesey wrote that book????
[It’s okay none of her illiterate friends would have gotten it either.]
They turned it into a movie. It has that guy, that “here’s Johnny” guy…
[She then remembers her friends are all probably dead now. She then notices that she is talking to herself… she picks up the chicken.]
I’m not talking to myself! I’m talking to YOU, Hen Kesey! You get it! You are a literate bird! You love books! Your hand writing is terrible tho… nothing but chicken scratch!!!! Hahahahahaha
[This is fine, she is definitely not losing it… Anyways she has a small one tile bathroom shower combo now, to appease the bathroom realist. Also I like how it turned out. I dare say it’s even cozier now!]