Roast My Resume and Give Honest Reviews about it. I am looking for Internships
Roast my resume. Don’t hold back.
Context before you launch missiles:
• I was preparing for GATE and it flopped harder than an Arjun Kapoor opening weekend. • Tier 69 college. • Didn’t network during 2nd and 3rd year because apparently I thought “skills alone matter” like a motivational reel addict. • I know there are no internships. Mentioned the reason already instead of cooking fake startup experiences. • No DSA profile yet. • No open source contributions either. I’ll start once I consistently solve DSA problems instead of watching “Day in the life of Google engineer” videos at 2 AM.
Now tell me: • What screams “reject”? • What looks fixable in 3-6 months? • What would make a recruiter instantly skip? • What should I prioritize first: DSA, projects, open source, networking, or internships?
Be brutal but useful.