u/Electrical-Opening-9 — reddlx

I don't care about spoilers so spoil away in the comments! What were your S5 opinions?

WHY were Tom and Ariana riding so hard for James and Lala?? James had especially been an awful, misogynistic piece of shit. If Ariana is so progressive why would she defend him?
So.... Kristen and Brittany definitely hooked up right...
I started watching the show because of Ariana/Scandoval. That being said....VPR Ariana kinda sucks lmao. Her holier than thou attitude is so hard to watch. She acts like she's so much more evolved than the rest of the cast (she takes sketch comedy very seriously). My brain can't process that this is the same Ariana that hosts Love Island.
Is Lala's boyfriend in the mafia god damn
Scheana can be annoying, but I do think the trio pushed her this season. I don't think it's that crazy for Scheana to be cordial with Lala. It's not like they're BFFs. And for Katie to send Scheana a barrage of angry texts about it after their talk is so childish. Also Scheana was right to be upset about being expected to pay $$$ for Katie's bridal shower.
Katie's tea towel keepsake wedding invites were hideous but also so painfully 2016.
It just feels so obvious that Jax doesn't actually like or respect Brittany. His drunken apology to Stassi, his EX, was more heartfelt than any interaction we've seen between him and Brittany.
Katie and Tom. What a miserable relationship. Tom talks over Katie every time she voices her feelings. He never defends her, even last season when Jax was saying awful things about her and trying to break them up. Tom's behavior can be so cruel masked under this adorkable nice guy act. He should've married Sandoval tbh.
I never wanna hear "bubba" ever again please god.
I got to the iconic battered wife moment and it was everything.