Was cycling home from work today, uphill and handsfree when Fred flew past me in full aero tuck wearing see through shorts.
You were too fast for me and clearly chasing some sort of KOM, otherwise there’s no explanation for riding so fast through Peckham whilst your lower half was wrapped in a transparent sausage casing.
I tried to warn you but there was simply no chance of catching up. I don’t think this was intentional. The material looked like a Temu “pro peloton ultra breathable” special that became structurally transparent the second you got into the drops.
I’m almost certain your Wife’s boyfriend bought them for you as payback after you called him Chad during a Zwift race.
Anyways hope you got the KOM. Half of SE London certainly got something.