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How to get my wice to enjoy Paris- Roubaix?

I'm going to force my wice, her boyfriend, and her boyfriends girlfriend to watch Paris Roubaix with me and wondering how to help them enjoy it? so far my ideas are:

-keep telling them that the riders are in my FTP in their zone 2

-shaking them violently and saying "that's what cobbles feel like"

-pointing to Wout and saying "he could win it, unless something happens" then proceeding to watch something happening

-pronouncing Tadej Pojcar differently every time

-tell them the other years were better

any other ideas?

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