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Genie: You have 3 wishes.

Me: I need just one. A Superpower.

Genie: What Superpower.

Me: I wanna know if she's single as soon as I talk to her.

Genie: That's not possible.

Me: Why? Yesterday after spending 4000 on lunch, she told me she was awaiting divorce. I wanna stop this nuisance. Grant me the power.

Genie: Bro that's the thing. You don't need a superpower to know if she's Single. You need a superpower to know if she's lying.

Me: Oh No! You mean she...

Genie: Exactly. Anyways, Wish granted. You now have 1 left.

Me: But you told me I had 3.

Genie: My Advice cost you 1 extra. Next time be smarter and don't seek advice. What's your next wish!?

Me: Turn into a beautiful single woman who never tells lies.

Genie: Faaaaaaaack Youuuuuuhhhh...

I thought I knew English until I heard my neighbour explaining the difference between Email and Gmail,

(1)Email - the mails which are sent using Electricity

(2)Gmail -the mails which are sent using a Generator

I swear I’m going to get my school fees back....