u/EdgelordZeta

Or a phase and a disruptor simultaneously...

They shouldn't be able to adapt to both at the same time

It's the same holographic system. A Federation doctor was too complicated but he crapped out Space Mengele in a few minutes

Starfleet would have been there in no time

Look, I won't even mine or refine ore for my own species, I'm sure as fuck not doing it for some space lizards.

The Bajorans were right to tell the spoonheads to fuck off.

Basking isn't always possible in space. Having your own fire entity to warm you would benefit a reptilian species

I like to travel to mid to late 22nd century and hail Vulcan ships.

"Hey pointy-ears, what are your senSOARS telling you about my ship? Negative carbon date? How could that be? Maybe you should contact the Science Directorate.

Oh and maybe do a census to figure out exactly how many children, adopted or otherwise, Sarek has."

Especially once they established the datastream with Earth.

I got tired of dealing the the damned Kazon. I gave them a replicator, I did purge the database of everything but water, Neelix's cooking and basic clothing.

As the title says, how many holodecks can I create inside a holodeck of a holodeck (and so forth) until the computer suffers critical failure?

He keeps ringing the chime and asking me for a bottle of water. He won't go away. Security chases him off but he just comes back later.

I don't know what to do...

As it has been established that Borg will not assimilate Kazon, we've implemented a new policy.

All personnel will be required to have Kazon DNA sequenced into their genome. These changes will be inert sequences only and shouldn't have an impact on you. However, the Borg will read the Kazon genetic markers and ignore you entirely.

*Please see your CMO immediately if you start to dehydrate or become unable to find water sources.

I'm pretty sure it's a safe wager.

The Cardassians mad3 contact with them yearly on. The Pakleds managed to trick them into handing over resources.

Eventually, the Cardassians started to run low. The Pakleds suggested finding others that could help go.

A few miscalculations, later the occupation.

You walk into an area you don't belong? The computer just beams you back to your quarters. Seems like a no-brainer.