


Alabama Smooth-Brain Reveal
This is Carl.
Carl has a single braincell. It is only used so she remembers to breathe. There is nothing else going on in the cavern that is her noggin.
Carl loves people. Especially kids. Kids drop snacks and Carl loves snacks.
Carl also loves cats. Her bestie is a cat. They share a bed and everything else.
Carl does not get along with any other species in the animal kingdom. She loves them all…but in a “chase the squeaky toy” kind of way.
Carl came from Alabama. Apparently she has relatives there still.
Carl’s results are 53.8% very predictable. The other 46.2% threw me for a loop.
The mystery of the Alabama Smooth-Brain has finally been solved!
I’d tell you what Carl thinks….But she doesn’t.
u/E0H1PPU5 — 12 hours ago