Guy posting his Ls
Well, my whole life (I'm 25), I didn't have much luck with women. I'm kinda weird and nerdy but also outgoing and I like to party. So I have a feeling I don't belong to any group. I have a feeling that I'm outsider everywhere I go. Looking like shit doesn't help too- I have lazy eye, massive fucking overbite and acne scarring. I'm 6'2 but I have really high piched nasal voice like prepubescent mickey fucking mouse. My height and long curly hair are my only nice features. Some people are really perturbed by my voice because the tall guy has voice like Elmo.
For stuff I do? I was a football goalkeeper in high up the ladder youth league and having six pack, running 20km without breaking a sweat didn't help me. Now I'm doing HEMA and weight training. I'm also funny motherfucker, not in English but in my Slavic first language. My friends, anyone really, are always passing themselves with laughter. I have won some open Mike competitions. I have plenty of friends and I can talk with anybody but women... it stays in platonic level most of the time. I also like to read and cook. My grandma had her own restaurant, she taught me. I make mean bryndzové halušky, out national dish. Potato dumplings with brynzda, A fermented sheep cheese, and bacon.
But let's get to the meat. I'll list couple of the worst bullshit that happened to me.
1# antivax pro russian nurse. Her dog bit me while we were fucking. Why? In traditional Slavic fashion her ex liked to train his boxing skills on her. After 2 months she ghosted me and after a while, sent me some weird pseudobudshist bullshit about confidence from some fucked up Facebook page that combines ezoteric Buddhist shit with Slavic neo nazism. I was looking at that shit like aliens tried contacting me. It was weird as fuuuuck.
2# older girl, she was 27 when I was 23. I had to run after a 4 months because she was always talking about her killing herself when she will be 30 in one of those holocaust gas chambers in Switzerland. Also she was reading too much of those obviously not porn dark romance books. Rape fantasy, home invasion robbery kind. And she liked being slapped while fucking (not on ass). But really hard and I was uncomfortable with that shit.
3# my longest "relationship" if you dare call it that. I was pursuing my first college degree. She was a fellow student. She went on Erasmus to the Netherlands with her best friend. Thank God for that friend. After a couple of weeks there, she broke up with me out of nowhere. She wanted to get together with a German student that, according to her friend, was too hot for her, but she wouldn't listen. Of course, the first date was in his apartment. She didn't drink a drop of alcohol in her life, but with him? Of course she did. When she realized he just wanted to fuck her she stormed out and motherfucker adapted to local culture. He sent her a tickie for vodka she had because port was closed during the storm. Because the kinda ugly broad didn't let him wet his willy. I was in the seme friend group so we met at a new years party. She tried to climb me a like tree. Suddenly ugly mediocre dude from her slavic shithole of a homeland was good enough when life gave her a reality check. I wanted nothing to do with her because I knew what happened from her friend. She saved me again, she came into the room and noticed it and told her to fuck off. Then they had a fight because apparently her friend having a back bone means she obviously wanted to fuck me. I tried, she didn't.
4# girl form a dating app. She was dainty and cute but was weird and performative. Calling children cum you keep as a pet like edgy redditor from 2016. I'm a smoker (central Europe, everyone still smokes). But they smoked weed and cigarettes inside. Something i wouldnt do becuase the fuck? If you strolled thru the apartment in white socks they were grey becuase ashtrey was a foreign word to them. She was renting apartment with three other people, one of them was gay dude and she didn't understand while I didn't wanna fucker when I could hear the gay dude across the hallway in the kitchen eating. Why could you hear him? She didn't have a door on her room just a god damn shower courtin. She broke up with me because my dick is small. It's not small, it's just slightly below average but it's really thin. She called it pencil dick. Ouch.
5# girl from my current uni. Met her doing mandatory field research. After soaking up attention for 2 months she massaged "sorry but it won't work out, I need to find rich Austrian dude to finance my life", yeah? If germanic prince charming in white BMW is looking for a Slavic beauty he will choose some destitute ukrainian refugee and not a barrel shaped self important bicht with no tit's and ass and eye so lazy that it is basically on the other side of her skull compared to where it should be.
All in all over the years I found out that ugly broads don't want ugly fucks as much as ugly fucks want ugly broads. And I don't know what to do. Yeah I'm weird and kinda fucked up but I think becuase of my looks if I get a chance from someone not so fortunate looking just like me they are utterly fucked up beyond all recognition. I think becuase of how it goes even the chopped girls can find someone better than them when they aren't deranged assholes. And as a bonus I have a small dick and money isn't option too, either. I'm studying archeology. Yeah I have bachelor in power engineering but I don't like it. It was like dragging my bare nuts across broken glass. I would much rather dig dirt for a living for way less money then suffer every day at work. So that won't be a compensation either. But I think I go for women like this because my mom is like Livia and Janice soprano in one person. I reached a breaking point and I'm utterly disgusted with the entire process of dating, I gave up. Worst things worst. My friends started comparing me to rustin cohle recently becuase of my nihilistic thoughts, which I don't like. Yeah he is cool and all but take a car ride with that motherfucker. You'll jump out of the mutherfucking car. Life isn't a tv progrum
That's all, now I'll go contemplate my life in darkness of the corner of my room. Let me ferment in self pity. Don't forget to close the windows on your way out.
Sorry for the crude language, but I don't have enough energy to sound sophisticated.