u/DucksArentFood

Hello all! I am moving to Portland later this year and I the apartment that I am moving into doesn't have dedicated parking. My wife and I have opted to use UBox for our moving solution, so we need to be able to put it somewhere on the street to move things out of it.

I am wondering how others have managed this. Would it be fine if we were to park our car and move it when they come to drop off the pod, or is there something I need to set up in the city?

Thanks!

TLDR: Hear me out, prediction markets for CalcCoins™️

I am so sorry for losing all of my CuckBux, but I am back for more after I felt the dopamine of pSenpai telling me he's disappointed in my losses.

I thought a bit about the CalcCoins while I was placing my bets on if hantavirus would create the next pandemic on Polymarket, and I figured that we could create an entire market surrounding CalcCoins.

So basically, you will have the opportunity to put your CalcCoins up onto the prediction market. This would introduce a sense of pride and accomplishment when the streamers result matches your prediction. Instead of losing your channel points (lame, expired, old news), you would lose your CalcCoins, and therefore your ability to calc.

Each person playing the game as a viewer and streamer would have to register through my new product, pKalcshi. After they register they will get 25 CalcCoins. Each time you calc for 10 minutes, as the product suggests, you use 1 CalcCoin. Also, you could spend more tokens while in battle to be able to clause, and I will add a part to my patented Clause Google Form where you can tip me your CalcCoins, which will not influence my decision on if I accept your clause... wink wink.

This would avoid stuff like that clause where spirit shackle prevented Staraptor from switching out. Jan could've simply sent me a Clause form (unrelated: generously with 10 CalcCoins tipped on) and I would've told him that he could clause. No drama, and then THE SHEET would have no more issues.

This might be a bit finicky with the CalcCoin pMarket (sometimes you fat finger a prediction and/or it shows you the "in-depth pMarket analysis" while clicking through the options, but eh, whatever, don't think we need to sweat this too much) and adds a bit of pride and accomplishment (there might be a browser extension that could make this easier to track your CalcCoin, and solve for the fat finger issue, which doesn't sound too complicated to build, I think I could build a prototype quickly for the cost of 100 CalcCoin if this finds traction)

So I'd say there are still some corners to round out, but you know, I am still the evil "rich billionaire private CalcCoin equity holder" dude spreading these "highly addictive" mind-viruses... but being rich as fuck fills my heart with warmth.

This is really generous to not be stressful, and will at least make a few other CalcCoin billionaires. You can calc with impunity if you are rich (you earned this!), or you can play calcless if you are poor and feeble (you probably did this to yourself).

The Las Vegas comparison doesn't really have legs. As with Vegas you can't convert your money directly into something meaningful with nuzlocking. With CalcCoin, you can directly influence yours and others runs with your actions. Think about how happy you'll be when you get your CalcCoin salary for modding your friend's 1 viewer stream (average pay is 0.1 CalcCoin an hour) and you can finally bet it all on if Buhrito will reset for Bron for more than 10 minutes.