Keith shouldn’t have insulted my wife
Lemme tell you about Keith.
I had posted some old video games for sale, n64 titles and some side stuff related to it on Facebook marketplace. Keith messaged me and told me my prices were too high, but he did not make an offer. I asked him to make me an offer, and he again told me the price was too high, but he did not make a counter offer.
We go back and forth for a while until he is full on insulting me, and admittedly I’m egging him on. He never sent a counter offer. Then he calls my wife a fat pig.
So I look back in the messages. At one point in his insults towards me, he had started bragging about his business(roofing) and his money. He stated that he had 50k in cash at his house in a safe So I googled his address and sent it to him. He laugh reacted it, claimed it was his parents home. So I did another google search, found another address the matched it to pics on his Facebook, sent the address to him. Big change
Now he’s telling me he’s gonna call the cops and tell them I said I’d rob him, he’s still calling me names but he’s clearly more panicked, he’s freaking out. I keep sending him messages back making fun of him for being stupid and telling him he should’ve just made a counter offer.
Then I get a phone call. It’s a “cop”. Now I have no reason to doubt, necessarily, that it was a cop. It’s just funny to me they’d even call. The person on the line claimed to be a county deputy, said what I was doing could be considered stalking(lmao) etc etc. I told her it wasn’t, I just googled something. She can go tell Keith to not insult strangers online and that I had won.
Haven’t heard anything back. About once a month I call his company and book a consultation to some random property. Last I knew he does them himself to hopefully I’m wasting his time lmao