u/Dry-Pangolin6579

Nibbling on a BLT Jalepeno bagel!

Update on the suet feeder that little chubby bastard stole🦝: it is still missing.... BUT, I caught him on camera trying to pilfer my other feeder! I put this one up high to make that fuzzy fuck pole dance for his meal.

Please enjoy the photos snapped of this rascally raccoon while he tried to steal my last suet feeder. ❤️

EDIT: link back to original post of his shenanigans

https://www.reddit.com/r/GirlDinnerDiaries/comments/1tbiqba/it_stole_my_fucking_bird_feeder/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=mweb3x&utm_name=mweb3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button

I've been at war with this raccoon for 2 weeks now. He comes in, opens and empties my suet feeders, shits on my driveway,​ then vanishes into the thick of night before i can scare him off.

I thought, fuck it, I will zip tie my suet feeders shut. Make that fuzzy bitch work for the food he was taking. I wake up this morning and my suet feeder is gone. Poof, vanished like the bricks of feed that thing inhales each night.

Where did it go? I have no clue! I scoured the entire yard, looking under trees, under bushes, across the road... that feeder is completely gone. That beast of the night yanked it off the branch and took off with it because if he couldn't have the suet, then no one could.

You may have won this battle, Raccoon, but i will win the war. Mark my words.

Mediterranean dip with beef and rice, to refuel after exhausting myself searching for that feeder.