Star Wars: The sequel trilogy is just Luke Skywalker having a fever dream after eating bad Ewok food
At the end of Return of the Jedi everyone celebrates on Endor and the Ewoks cook a big feast.
But remember two things:
- The Ewoks were literally planning to eat Luke earlier that same day
- Their cooking hygiene is probably… questionable
So my theory is simple: Luke eats something weird at the celebration and gets serious food poisoning, which causes a huge fever dream. That dream is basically Episodes VII–IX.
When you look at the sequels like this, a lot of stuff suddenly makes way more sense.
1. The galaxy becomes weird and inconsistent
The New Republic somehow collapses almost immediately.
Then there's basically another Empire.
And another Death Star.
And then later an entire fleet of planet-killing ships.
Dreams tend to recycle things your brain already knows, just in bigger and stranger versions. Luke defeated the Empire and a Death Star, so his fever brain just keeps reusing those ideas.
2. The story jumps forward all the time
Major things happen between scenes or movies and we never really see how we got there.
That’s exactly how dreams work. One moment you're somewhere, the next moment you're somewhere completely different and your brain just accepts it.
3. Luke acts completely out of character
In the dream Luke almost kills his nephew because of a bad feeling..
Luke’s brain basically skipped the training part.
4. The blue milk thing
Luke’s weird relationship with blue milk might also come from unresolved childhood stuff.
He never knew his mother and obviously was never breastfed. The color blue is also tied to the first important thing he got from his father: the blue lightsaber.
So his brain might connect
blue → father → comfort → nourishment
Which in a fever dream becomes… blue milk.
Conclusion
Luke is probably just lying next to the Endor campfire sweating while Han is trying to wake him up and Ewoks keep offering him more stew.
At some point he’ll wake up, drink some water, and realize the entire sequel trilogy was just a fever dream caused by questionable Ewok cooking.