u/DrinkingVomit

If you enjoy authentic Mexican food from Taco Bell as much as I do then I’m sure you will love this sauce recipe! I’ve been trying to replicate it for some time now and I think I’ve finally nailed it. This sauce is amazing for just about any dish you want to put it on. You’ll need a blender. You can mess with the proportions a little as needed. And I kind of freestyle my proportions so there aren’t any exact measurements… Without further ado:

Mayonnaise and Sour cream

In roughly equal parts

Add 1/4 part warmed cream cheese

In a frying pan:

Heat up a tablespoon olive oil

Fry two Roma tomatoes

One yellow onion

And about four chile arbol pods

Roast the hell out of them real quick

Toss your cream mix and goodies from the frying pan into a wicked blender

Add a blotch of diced garlic (I use a kind in a squeeze tube)

Chipotle peppers in adobo sauce (to taste, but more is better)

Salt

A small glob of barbecue sauce (for the hint of mesquite)

Lime juice

A splash of cooking wine

A splash of soy sauce

Blend the hell out of it. You can eat it immediately but it does get better sitting in the frig for 24+ hours.

If you want to make a home made Taco Bell chicken qusadilla:

Warm up some chicken thighs

Once soft remove from pan and slice them up

Dump out the water and grease

Heat up a couple tablespoons of olive oil

Put chicken back in

Add a packet of McCormicks chicken fajita seasoning

Add two sliced yellow onions

Add a little bit of water

Fry until water is burned off

Butter up a side of a tortilla and throw it in a pan

Add the fajita chicken, the creamy sauce, and then cheese, add second tortilla

Fry both sides

And enjoy!

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u/DrinkingVomit — 13 days ago

Alright fellow beavertonians, I know I’m not the only one! What stop light do you predictably hit red greater than 90%? You know, that one stop light that somehow knows you’re coming. No matter the time. It could be 3am, a quick trip to the grocery store, rush hour traffic, it knows you’re comin’….

The one I claim is Cornell & Bethany. East or West bound Cornell, it doesn’t matter, I hit it red every damn time! No matter how much I make haste or how slow I go it’s red for me. I’m so jealous of anyone who hits a green here.

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u/DrinkingVomit — 14 days ago