u/DoggieDMB

I literally can't wait for the world to end.

You are stupid as fuck (me included).

Rapture us. Blow this fucking planet to smitherines.

Try shooting your gun.

Stop sitting around doing nothing and just hit the fucking button. It's not that difficult l. It's 1 button. Works in every game mode.

You go pew, you do better. Amazing I know. You're welcome.

You suck

So entirely over how bad this game matchmaking is. I even stepped away for a month and when I came back it's just absolute...smdh... It... It is absolutely pathetic.

Ya know what. I will accept that 90% of you all are trash players. Earnest. I will. It's not your fault. Learn the game, play at your leisure. You deserve fun too.

You aren't necessarily trash. You had 3 years to learn it and some of you are new adopters so I'll give grace there. The rest. Smgdfh.

When do I get to enjoy the game? When does the rest of the community get to enjoy it? What happened to basic. Fucking. Standards?

I blame you. Nintendo. Solely your fault.

Let them have their cake but I am not eating it! It's a shit cake and the baker should be fired!

Salmon Run? - Timmy.

Salmon Run at 9s? - worse Timmy.

Turf war? - our aerospray??? Yes a fucking gold aerospray can't paint more than 600????

For the love of Allah, Buddha, Krishna, and Jesus Christ that dark devil can you put these fucking people in their own actual lobbies so the rest of us can play????

Can't wait for S4 to get a reset.