I've been eating nothing but cheese for over a month now. I'm not sure how much I have to eat to get cheese related super powers. But I'm pretty sure I'll become a Cheese Man soon. I can feel the metamorphosis happening. I can feel this dull pain in my abdomen where my kidneys are. So the transformation has definitely started.
Since I'm not a full Cheese Man yet. And since my super powers haven't developed yet. I've been fighting crime without cheese related super powers. I saw someone shoplift a chocolate bar. So I chased them down and cable cuffed them. I put them in my prison cage which I built in my basement. And I've been feeding them cheese. The streets will be safe now that a Cheese Man is bringing justice to criminals!
Any whey, have a Gouda day. And just Brie yourself.