u/Dizzy_Jackfruit_4845

I’m gonna put a baby in you!

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I’m gonna put a baby in you!

u/Dizzy_Jackfruit_4845 — 9 hours ago

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I am not gay señor, you just make me do gay things.

u/Dizzy_Jackfruit_4845 — 1 day ago

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You're going too fast, bro!

u/Dizzy_Jackfruit_4845 — 2 days ago

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Well, if it ain't an alien in a wig.

u/Dizzy_Jackfruit_4845 — 3 days ago

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Is that the "come back and kick me" whistle?

u/Dizzy_Jackfruit_4845 — 4 days ago

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You two did the Tennessee logjammer! Where are the other two guys? And did you at least put my ladder back?

u/Dizzy_Jackfruit_4845 — 5 days ago

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The only way I can recoup my losses on this horse... is to shoot it in the face and collect the life insurance I took out when I married it.

u/Dizzy_Jackfruit_4845 — 6 days ago

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