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ok ive read through a lot of the replies and i get why people are saying i got roofied or it was just alcohol

but ive had nights out before and this didnt feel like that at all

no hangover, no grogginess, nothing that felt like a comedown

it was just… missing time

also the whole “dream” part didnt feel like a normal dream or blackout

it felt way too clear and specific

like i can still picture it exactly

im not saying i know what it was

just that the usual explanations dont really line up with how it actually felt

especially the part where i woke up fully dressed with no trace of how i got back

idk

i get that the logical explanation is probably something like sleep paralysis or something with the drinks

but it just didnt feel like that

anyway im not trying to convince anyone, just clarifying that it didnt match anything ive experienced before

Aliens 100% stole my sperm

ok this might sound dumb but just hear me out for a sec

i’ve been going to superstore for years and lately something just feels different and i cant really explain it properly

not even prices or anything obvious like that

just the overall vibe

like the layouts keep slightly changing but not in a normal “renovation” way, more like things are just… moved enough that you second guess where stuff used to be

and the lighting feels weirdly different depending on which aisle you’re in

like some aisles feel way brighter and others kinda dim for no reason

and the self checkout voices… idk if im just noticing it more but they sound slightly different each time, like not the same tone or pacing

i thought i was just overthinking it but i mentioned it to a friend and he said the same thing about a different location

which is where it gets weird

because why would multiple stores feel slightly off in the same way

and yeah you can say its just corporate changes or whatever

but if you think about it… if something wanted to observe human behavior at scale, a grocery store is literally perfect

everyone goes, people are on autopilot, predictable routines, lots of data points

you wouldnt want it to feel obviously different, just slightly off so no one questions it too much

not saying its aliens or anything like that lol

but if something WAS studying how people move, decide, react to prices, react to layouts…

this is exactly how it would look

nothing crazy, just small changes that make people behave slightly differently without realizing it

idk man

just feels weird how “off” it’s been lately

anyone else notice this or am i just cooked 😭

Maybe Galen is an alien