u/Different_Path_1997

Two dudes talking in fast food joint:

Dude 1: you hear about those people getting sick on that boat? Could be trouble again, man

Dude 2: Nah, what boat?

Dude 1: Big ocean liner, bunch a people died

Dude 2: yeah, died from what?

Dude 1: Honda virus.

Dude 2: Honda virus? Never heard of it. Gonna google it…(pulls out phone starts typing). Ok all Im seeing is like you know CRVs and shit.

Dude 1: That’s what Im talking about. CRV. That’s serious. That’s what killed Magic Johnson.

Dude 2: Really? thought only gay guys got CRV. Huh.