u/Different-Dance-7537

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Duncan hier wif a webbber repawt update. We gots lots ob webber to repawt. Grate piles ob de white sky fluffs fell yestiddy 'n lastest darktime. Dere wuz prolly 12" ob the stuff owt dere dis mawnin. Dat be nuff to cober eben a big catto as yers trulee rite up to mine ears. Forchunitlee, no power outs happen.

Today, de sun come owt and de piles ob fluffs go awl melty 'n start to go awey. De webber burro say sun wull stay owt fur de necks menny days 'n tempachurs wull be im de 70's by de weekend. Ob corse, dis mean de ground wull be bery muddy fur de necks few daytimes. Cattos be on de lookowt fur mud up to owr cankles.

Watch fur updayte to come.

Duncan 🌞😺🐾🐾

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Is Duncan hier, wif a repawt on de cwazee, cwazee webber we be hab hier at 8000 foots im de mountens. It bin kool tempachurs fur a few dayes, wif menny clowds im de sky. De webber burro say to ekspekt the white fluffy rain, but Dey bin sayin dat fur a few dayes nao. Today dere wuz clowds hidin de sunne alla de mornin' tiem. Affer lunch, it got moar clowdy and de wind came up 'n blow some white fluff mixt wif sky water. 💦💦Den alla de waters 'n fluffs stopt 'n de sunne come bak.
It be almoast darktime now. Ai fink moar sky fluffs suppost to fall obernite. Moar cwazee webber on tap fur tomorrow. Watch fur an updayte. 🌥️🌨️🌧️💦☔️☃️???

In ubber mews, Ai bin under de webber maiself (wy hoomans say dat wen dey be feelin' purrly?). Ai shtill doin' a horkhorkhork affer Ai eat, but not as mutch as befur. Ai not sleepin' alla de day 'n darktime laik befur, got sum en-erjee back, but, frens, Ai be a meer shadow ob maiself. 🐈‍⬛🐾Ai down 4 lbs, a quarter ob mai fightin' wayte. Mai ribs be shtickin' owt 'n mai shpine be a row ob nobby bumps down mine back. Shakin' mai hed. De vet ladee say her got no idee wut rong. At leest her not wantin' moar ob mai bluds.