u/DiarrheaFartLover

Big shout out to the guy who locked in Aphelios top in my last ranked game and went 1/9 in 14 minutes because he didn't realize he was autofilled toplane.

There needs to be persistent and ongoing audio cues in the client that remind these idiots that they're autofilled. It could be a different music track, or a special bell sound when your turn to pick comes up and some kind of "!" pulsing next to your portrait, or hell, when it's your turn to pick the announcer could simply just go "AUTOFILLED" loudly. I don't care. It just needs to be more obvious for these clowns since apparently they're on absolute cruise control sometimes.

I'm considering getting one and I just gotta know what's the deal with bidets and how people use them. Sorry if some of the questions sound judgmental.

[Type A] For people with a combo bidet/bidet toilet seat:

1. Do you wipe with toilet paper before activating the bidet function?
2. Do you wipe with toilet paper AFTER using the bidet function? Just to get dry and remove any straggling wet shit and dingleberries?
3. Does the nozzle or any of the parts of the combo bidet seat ever get shit/shit water all over them?

[Type B] For people who have a separate bidet and toilet:

1. Do you wipe with toilet paper before moving over to the bidet?
2. After moving over to the bidet do you just spray water at your shitty anus or do you like, go at it with your hand or something? Are you just hoping the spraying/running water gets the last remaining 1% of poop off your butthole?
3. After you get off the separate bidet, do you wipe with toilet paper and throw it into the toilet to flush, just to make sure you're clean as a whistle and someone could eat off of it?

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Basically my nightmare would be to meet someone who didn't use any kind of manual toilet paper wiping at all, either before or after, because I feel like you'd just be walking around with wet shit in the cracks of your balloon knot and creating poop gnocchi.

So what's the deal? How are you guys using them?