Thank god for booze delivery
First, glad i'm back, i was banned from reddit for a while. My dark humor and the lack of political correctness don't go well in every situation.
Anyway, today is the feast of ascension, which is a holiday. Like always, i forgot about it and every fucking store is closed. I'd need to go a long way to the next gas station, but... in his wisdowm, when Jesus ascended to heaven, he said "we'll deliver the booze right to your doorstep!"
So i'm waiting for my pizza and my alcohol.
My dog is probably more looking forward to the pizza, he goes crazy when he smells some good food.
What did i want to say? Oh, yeah, booz delivery is great. You just sit comfortable at home and wait for the delivery. Smoking cigarettes and drinking the last vodka i have left before the reinforcements arrive.
Chairs!!