u/Desperate_Hyena_4398

I'm curious, I've been with Telus for just about two decades . Is this offer acceptable to you?

You want me to sign a new contract for (an undisclosed upfront time) a "new phone" for an additional $85 per month on top of my current bill?

You want me too give you per authorized payments so you get paid before my bread, butter and eggs?

You want me to give you my existing phone, which you make profit off and offer me an "exclusive plan" that is also an undisclosed upfront?

You want me to do it Now and you will waive an arbitrary connection fee of $80 ?

You also might only offer this to me based on "approved credit". After 20 years?

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