The "All-You-Can-Eat" sign must have been blinking in neon last night in BEACHWOOD...because my above-ground planter officially turned into the hottest late-night bistro in the zip code.
I spilled a little birdseed while filling my new bird feeder, but honestly? No vacuum required. The "Midnight Clean-Up Crew" was on the job.
First, repeat visitor -- last seen CLIMBING my tree -- Mr. Fox trotted by to inspect, and grab an appetizer. Very delicate nibbles.
Next, Ms. Opossum showed up...She’s small, but stealthy...one minute she is stolling by, the next minute her long rat tail is seen departing the planter.
Finally, Huge Mr. Deer made an appearance. He didn’t just sniff the seeds; he conducted a full culinary review. After a delicate taste test, he decided the planter looked cozy. He put two feet in, paused for a beat, nibbled and then left to reconnoiter the entire back yard...on his way out, he reconsidered his tactics, and then fully committing to the "In for a penny, in for a pound" plan of action. He climbed COMPLETELY IN!
Apparently, my planter is no longer designated for future herbs & vegetables...it is an all-you-can-eat BUFFET. It was an absolute PARTY out there, and I’m pretty sure I’m supposed to start charging for a cover charge and a two-drink minimum! 😀
(Hint...unmute sound)