Need Playboi Carti To Adopt Me Immediately 😭
Is it me or does anyone else wish Playboi Carti was their father. Someone to go to for guidance before making terrible decisions 😭 Dude would probably just stare at you silently, say “seeyuh,” and somehow you’d leave with your entire life figured out. Every fit would be hard by default and the house soundtrack would be generational. You’d ask for advice about college or careers and somehow end up learning aura is more important than both. Lowkey feel like he’d either be the worst parent imaginable or accidentally the wisest human alive.