
u/DefinitionForsaken34

"That's a squirrel!"..
The prez says he's the best,
says he aced his cognitive test.
Unbeknownst to him,
a 6 year old named Jim
scored 100 without even getting distressed.
They were doing a news story about the price of gas, and I couldn't believe what they said. They said the the war in Iran is partially responsible for the high gas prices, but mainly it was refinery problems. I just about threw my phone through the TV!
..guy over at the next pump started a conversation, as the price just jumped to $4.29/ gallon, and says, " We've got a LONG way to go to get to the high gas prices like under Biden and Obama." I whipped out my phone, quick Google search, and showed him the REAL numbers. His response? "Where did you get those numbers, CNN?"
We are doomed, folks...