u/DecentKnot

INT. OFFICE BREAK ROOM – DAY: everyone is at a table eating lunch during work but one employee (jane wickline) brings a tub of ranch and vegetables, says she is on a diet, and proceeds to use the vegetables just to suck ranch off them instead of eat them.

Feel free to finish the story if you'd like.

PS - This would also be a great chance for ashley to reprise the role of kathy.