I (M34) was invited to attend a high school reunion na ang venue ay isang resort sa Rizal. Since okay naman ang relationship ko sa mga HS classmates ko, I’ve decided to go, pero I don’t often hangout with them na, like I used to before.
Sa batch namin, 3 lang kami na gay, yung isa nasa abroad na then yung isa, isang CPA at malaki ang kita na daw as per some batchmates.
Anyway, diving right away into the context, during the reunion, nag away kami ng bf ko sa text so pumasok ako sa loob ng airbnb para makipag chat sakanya ng masinsinan. Pumasok ako sa kwarto at nagkulong sa CR. After I poured my heart out sa chats, I paused and breathe, I collected myself before bumaba para mag join ulit sa reunion.
Eto na. While I was collecting myself, may pumasok, apparently si CPA Gay Batchmate with one of our guy batchmate, na nung HS kami, sikat bilang bad boy (parang Jeremiah Lisbo yung datingan, pero medyo dadbod na sya, may asawa na din sya at dalawang anak, yung panganay ay 9yp, pero sobrang achiever na sa school. Super talino at madaming awards) so fast forward, I overheard them slightly arguing. In short, it looks like gay CPA is trying to make his move kay guy bad boy, but ofc, guy bad boy is rejecting the advances.
CPA gay commented na “Dali na, last na to, di na uulit after. Para naman di natin to ginagawa gabi-gabi.”
“Gago ka, iba naman yon, di ko naman na kelangan ng pera.” Si Bad Boy.
Nag struggle pa ng slight yung convo, sinabi ni Bad Boy na may asaw’t anak na sya… nagulat ako nung sinabi pa ni CPA gay “Kung hindi kita chinupa gabi-gabi non, hindi map-produce yung sperm na bumuo sa achiever mong anak ngayon. Meant to be. Tingin mo if may na miss tayong booking, anak no yung anak mo ngayon?”
I WAS MINDFVKCED. Hahahahaha. I mean, si bad boy batchmate, may naging reputation sya na pumatol nga daw aa bading, pero ofc, never namn namin napatunayan so hearing this isn’t exactly as shocking, but gurl, ang unhinged nung statement ni gay cpa, sinusumbat mo yung pag bj mo???? Para mo nadin sinabi na, nag contribute ka sa pag buo. Hahah huhu.
Bakit ganon mhie.
Skl.