
POV: you’re about to extract at Spaceport and I’m already here
Found an angle so dirty I actually feel bad sitting here 💀
Haven’t even shot yet and I already know somebody’s evening about to get ruined.

Found an angle so dirty I actually feel bad sitting here 💀
Haven’t even shot yet and I already know somebody’s evening about to get ruined.
Just me and one unaware raider alone on the tallest spot in the map 😭
You’re up there peacefully organizing loot… meanwhile I’m behind the tower structure watching like a landlord before eviction.
No ARC.
No teammates.
Just a sudden trip back to lobby. 🐀
I was brand new. Didn’t even know people would fake friendly and camp extracts yet.
Dude waited until I finished fighting, let me do all the work, then smoked me at extraction and sent me this message after:
“Nice extraction! Worth the wait! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣”
That single message altered my DNA.
Now every time y’all get betrayed by a “friendly” player… just know… this is where the lore started.
I didn’t choose the shiesty life.
The shiesty life extracted me.
No comms. No hero plays. I hear the chaos, find a nice quiet corner, and let y’all empty mags and dreams.
Soon as the Matriarch done chewing… I slide in, clean up what’s left, grab the loot, and ghost.
Y’all call it “ratting”
I call it patience and profit.
Fight smarter next time or keep farming for me 🫡
Just casually leaving with Hullcracker + a full loadout of “definitely not meant for players” ARC gear.
Everything legit. Nothing to see here.
If you saw me… no you didn’t.
Y’all be safe out there tho 😂
4500 raider knockouts and counting. Walked in peaceful, left with 9 backpacks.
Y’all keep trusting strangers in an extraction shooter like it’s group therapy. I’m just here to collect.
He really thought he was alone. Bro was moving slow, checking every corner, playing it smart… meanwhile I’m tucked in the shadows at extract like a landlord waiting on rent.
Soon as he stepped in…collection day.
Not my fault he didn’t clear his exit 🤷♂️
Y’all call it ratting, I call it efficient gameplay. (Zoom in)
Y’all sprint in like it’s a tournament, ego-challing everything.
I just wait.
10 minutes later? Silence… then I go shopping.
14 guns, full kits, didn’t even have to reload. Whole lobby pre-looted itself for me.
Call it ratting if you want… I call it wealth management .
Keep making noise. I’ll be right behind you 🤝