u/Dazzling_Worry9119

tips on how to temporarily paralyze boyfriend?

18f and 18m in a relationship for a little over a year and he’s an amazing wonderful endlessly kind and caring guy i love him lots and lots!

however…does anybody else’s boyfriend just get randomly really antsy whenever you’re laying together?
we’re total homebodies and very often are in my bed watching tv on my projector but every now and then there’s like an invisible anthill that moves into his skin or something. he just becomes so squirmy and sometimes i’ll squirm around with him but other times he just be overstimulating me 🥴

any tips on how you guys neutralize? euthanize? sedate them? (the ants not the boyfriends)

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u/Dazzling_Worry9119 — 3 days ago