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Holy fuck I love reality warpers now [To Be Hero X]

Major spoilers for To Be Hero X. Or not. I don't know yet I haven't written the fucking rant yet.

So if you haven't seen To Be Hero X then I'm going to fill you in on the general idea of how the power system works and how this "X" guy operates. To Be Hero X is set in a world where peoples belief or "trust" in a person LITERALLY powers them up. If everyone genuinely thinks that you're the strongest man on Earth, you will gain superhuman strength. If everyone thinks that you're a giant fucking idiot with no bitches, then I've got some bad news because there's fuck all you can do about it. ALL beliefs have an impact, not just good ones. There's a guy named Ghostblade who maintains the "cool quiet type" and the idiot lost his ability to speak because his "powers" bestowed unto him literally prevent it.

Cool, now throw all that gay shit out the window because the strongest hero, X, didn't get his powers from trust value. Instead, he got his powers from just having a giant fucking cock and aura farming all over everyone else in the show. I'm assuming this will be explained in Season 2, but right now we don't know why he has the powers that he has. He's just literally an office worker that doesn't want to be a hero and became the strongest but no I swear he's not saitama he's differ-

Alright so you get the gist. But now's the meat and potatoes of this sumbitch. In a world full of relatively street tier heroes is a honest to God reality warper. His ability lets him snap his fingers and basically command over space and dimensions. Things that he's done to demonstrate this include: trapping a dude on a wooden plank / trapping a dude in a piece of paper and wadding him up and throwing him into a river / bringing himself and others into 2D space into a wall and beating the shit out of them / bringing a car into physical reality from a billboard / just straight up teleporting wherever the fuck this guy wants to go because he can / SEEMINGLY TELEPORTING BACK IN TIME? Or creating an illusion of sorts to show events that have happened in the past? No fucking clue but he fucking did it.

And in every single fight this dude doesn't get touched a single time. OH NO HE'S GONNA GET SPEED BLITZED HE oh he just snapped his fingers and won, sweet. Like, this is "God man the superhero with omnipotent powers vs Purple Beetle Man" level shit. Guy gets jumped by like 5 heroes and a shitload of red shirts and he just styles on them and beats the shit out of them. Doesn't get tagged, doesn't break a sweat, because why the fuck would he? He just snaps his fingers and changes reality.

Bonus rizz points for the fact that the show itself changes artstyles through it's progression, and the reasonable among you would just assume that it's stylistic choice, but it's not, it's this guy fucking jazzing up the universe because he can. God DAMN I wanna suck this guy off.

And so THIS is how you portray a reality warper. Your namby pamby pussy ass "Oh no that guy hits really hard and runs really fast and my reality warping is having trouble keeping up" characters can go die in a fucking ditch. Yes that's a straw man, fuck you.

Fraud ass Gojo wishes he was this stylish. X fucking takes his infinity and traps him in his used condom and chucks him into the ocean where an innocent sea turtle chokes on him and dies.

I will immediately be very upset if he turns out to be a fraud in S2, but I'm a believer.

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