u/DOMANIMUNGA

So yesterday I was supposed to go for na impromptu toxicology test. The problem was I have been smoking weed for a while now so I wasn't about to give my urine for the test. Someone told me about taking a lot of coffee or diuretics but that wasn't going to help since I learned about the test the same morning. It was a very busy hospital so they just gave me a sample bottle and showed me where to put it once I got back. I walked around talked to the first guy, he was around his 20's. This guy tells me he is on more than just marijuana, some of the drugs he was mentioning I didn't even know existed 💀 Now I figured it would be hard to get a sober young person since our country is fucked up and all youth are on some kind of drugs. I had not even finished my conversation when I so this kid and an idea struck me. He was around 16 which is old enough to understand what I wanted but still young, Most people where I'm from get exposed to alcohol and drugs at around 18-20 years when in college or University. So I went over to him asked him to do it for me and I gave him 100. An hour later the lab tech calls me and tells me I have to repeat the test again since my sample was 'diluted', I just think they couldn't believe that I was clean as a whistle 😂 Now I had to get another sample. I was already panicking since I didn't know where to find the kid again since I never even bothered to get his contact. Luckily I found him seated exactly where he was the first time. I had to beg him again for another sample and gave him another 100 so that he could help again. He couldn't believe that a grown ass human would be begging him for urine and get paid for it😂 I know it's fucked up but what is more fucked up is loosing my job over some recreational marijuana. I just wanted to get this of my chest, I passed the test and I get to keep my job it's a win but I feel bad for involving the kid.

I told someone kuna kuku haiwezi iva vizuri kama haujachemsha and they couldn't believe me. Kumbe watu wengi uku hamjai kula kuku ya kienyeji ? Iyo comrade haezi pika kwa ako kabedsitter anajiweka kwenye hali ya hatari😂 ata ikiiiva it still requires you to chew severally na pia hukwama kwa meno si kama ii ingine unameza kama indomie🤣 Izo mnakula ni genetically engineered chicken that grow in less than six months imenona kama ngoima. I can't stand ata kfc let alone izo za street having been raised nikikunywa supu ya kuku mtaa😭😂 By the way usikuje kuniambia vnye unapika yako I just want the soup na izo mapaja😂😂