u/DJTsUnderboob

Hi guys it's me Pash Katel, Biden's strongest soldier!  How many times did all of YOU vote for Biden in 2020?
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Hi guys it's me Pash Katel, Biden's strongest soldier! How many times did all of YOU vote for Biden in 2020?

I lived in Georgia at the time and I voted 11780 times just to make sure Biden won. How about all of you? Let's share stories!

u/DJTsUnderboob — 9 hours ago

I accidentally grabbed my lighstabers blade instead of my dick during the circlejerk.

Are those robot hands good for jerking? I have a hard time finishing using ol leftie.

u/DJTsUnderboob — 2 days ago
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I want to buy Hasan a present, but I don't know what to get him. I've narrowed it down to three, help me pick which one!

u/DJTsUnderboob — 4 days ago
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Trans-women ARE women. How I won a debate at my schools debate club.

I was debating a self-described radical feminist by the name of Oannejay Owlingray.  She spoke first and her argument was long winded so I will do my best to summarize in good faith.

She stated that trans-women are too far away from the “perfect form” of women to be considered part of the same category.  That they had some traits that no women would have, while lacking traits that all women should have.  

She used cars as an example, saying no one would be confused if you referred to a formula one car and a Volkswagen bug as cars.  Despite them being quite different they are both close enough to the theoretical perfect form of car that we all accept them both being in one category.

If you referred to a tractor as a car everyone would get confused, and that trans-women in this analogy are the tractor, and not the racecar or VW bug.  A person born with a penis and without the ability to produce large gametes clearly places them outside the bounds of womanhood.

I took the stage next to make my case in the affirmative, trans women are women with the following logic.

I am a heterosexual man, strictly attracted to women.  That means anyone who makes my dick hard is a woman.  Trans women make my dick hard; therefore, they are women.

Everyone in the crowd stood up and clapped and I was declared the winner by Obama himself!

If you too are a straight man too you may find success using this argument in the future!  

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u/DJTsUnderboob — 5 days ago

An NBA trolley problem.

An evil alien has kidnapped Michael Jordan and tied him to the tracks. You can pull the lever and switch it to another track, but the alien has tied Lebron James to that one. The alien says if you let the GOAT die, he will kill you.

What do you do?

u/DJTsUnderboob — 6 days ago