u/Curious_Draw3127

Opossum living in my house- it bit me

I noticed a month ago that an opossum has taken up residence in my home and I have set up TWO live traps to catch it. I had to temporarily move my cats into my parents’ house because the asshole gave them fleas and my older cat was fighting it, so until I catch the fucker, I can’t have my cats in my own home. Well, no matter what I do, the opossum NEVER goes for the live bait and I’m at work during prime hours of it being out and about. I got off work yesterday and saw it, tried grabbing it, and it tried to bite me and ran off. Today, I heard it rummaging about and I tried grabbing it, it bit me, and I got fed up and tazed it. Honestly, I thought the tazer would kill it humanely, but it just seemed to scare/piss off the fucker more. It ran off and is hiding in my house again. I really don’t want to shoot it because I live in a close knit neighborhood and they would call the cops if they heard gunshots- but this asshole is driving me insane. I don’t know what to do. HE IS HIDING IN MY WALLS. I feel like a crazy woman and I don’t want to hurt animals, but if it keeps going on like this, I’m afraid I’ll have to kill it. I just miss my cats, man

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u/Curious_Draw3127 — 4 days ago

I found a bug last night and my girlfriend is coming over from across the world to stay with me for two and a half months in a month. I don’t know what the hell to do. I have doused my entire couch in alcohols, sprinkled diatomaceous earth EVERYWHERE, and started freak out cleaning my house. I have crossfire and a sprayer on the way as well as an exterior perimeter spray. Already started bagging ALL of my clothing.

I don’t know what to do. I’ve only ever had them one other time in my life SEVEN YEARS AGO and have moved since then into this place three years ago. Is it possible to get rid of all of these fuckers before she arrives?!?!?

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u/Curious_Draw3127 — 8 days ago