[EAS] AVOID THE █████

This is an emergency announcement from the Tracen Security Department.

Ovoid, colloquially “egg-shaped” objects of blue-and white color have appeared around the academy. the origin of these objects are currently unknown.

STUDENTS AND FACULTY ARE ADVISED TO AVOID THESE OBJECTS AT ALL COSTS. DO NOT APPROACH AN INSTANCE UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES.

These objects are highly volatile. When living creatures, particularly humanoid ones, come into close proximity or direct contact. When approached, these objects [DATA EXPUNGED]

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Currently, these objects have resulted in [DATA EXPUNGED] deaths, with [DATA EXPUNGED] in critical condition.

Report all discovered instances to the security department immediately.

u/CrippleCrownEmperor — 3 days ago

▲ 3 r/UmamusumeFFS

Whether you’re a Tore or an Uma, and whether you’ve ever interacted with my Teio, I implore you to read this message, because it’s more often than not you have.

Because of how many characters I control, it’s inevitable that I’ll end up missing replies on some. I genuinely don’t have the time to check on each one for updates.

For future record, this is my main account. My list of characters include

- Tokai Teio (u/CrippleCrownEmperor)
- Seiun Sky (u/Judgement_Sky)
- Nishino Flower (u/Two_Kilobyte_Uma)
- Transcend (u/EvilDictus_fr)
- Tsurumaru Tsuyoshi (u/Tsuyoshi_TheRock)
- Tokino Minoru (u/Tokinou_Minoru)

Could I have not made a bunch of alts? Couldn’t I just play all of them on one account? I could, but it’s a preference thing. I like decorating profiles and matching each one to their personality, shut up :(

Again, I’ll respond quickly if I’m actively playing them in a session, but otherwise if you need something from me, please ping @CrippleCrownEmperor in the discord. It’s the only guaranteed way you’ll get a surefire response (as long as I’m not sleeping).

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u/CrippleCrownEmperor — 8 days ago

▲ 167 r/UmamusumeFFS

She comes to a stop by the fountain, looks up, and lets out a trembling gasp.

Please. Heed my prayer.

There is but one thing that I desire more in the world and yet cannot have…

that is, to be her.

I have neither her talent nor her spirit, and yet I must bear the weight of her colors. They are heavy. Why must I be the one who walks on while her dream ends early?

So please, I beseech thee… Heed my call and make my will come true. Take me away…

And return her in my place.

She finishes her prayer with a shaky breath and awaits.

I thank you all in advance.

u/CrippleCrownEmperor — 9 days ago

▲ 786 r/UmaMusume

This image is pretty much self explanatory at this point. There was a Ug Bourbon in the lobby too.

All things considered I don’t think this is healthy for the game..

Edit: yeah, I know I’m contributing to the problem. But running Oshi in this economy is practically asking to get your ass kicked by meta.

u/CrippleCrownEmperor — 17 days ago